things I did the past few days

I have recently downloaded "the sims" and I could clearly say that's the best game I have ever played! in my opinion. I like "the sims" game because like I said in my earlier post. I like games with tons of creativity and the sims just fits into my catergory. You can just create ANYTHING! the possibilities are just so much! I have create tons of sims, create some towns and cities and I am now trying to create the dream home for my sims. Of couse it gonna be fucking expensive! Wow when I first started playing the sims on a sunday. I became addicted to the game after a few hours only! I was playing it all day and nite! it was so fun for me. I even felt I was a sim for a period of time. it was like as though someone was controlling everything I was doing. Helll I even talked like the sims for some time too. Too addictive for me. I even played it when I was suppose to be sleeping. that was bad. Well if you have anything to say bout the sims, feel free to comment

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which part of the brain are you?

There are two parts to the human brain. the left and the right. the left brain supports logic while the right brain supports creativity. So which part of the brain are you. I can clearly say that I'm a righty. I'm very creative and I have very vivid daydreams and I also love playing games that promotes creativity like construction and simulation games. that's why I suffer the most when it comes to my studies. Because its all logic...MVB has logic, everything is fixed when it comes to coding . You change anything and its errors all over the place, and networking...its also all fixed. They all have their own set of rules alredy you can't change them. I think my friends are mostly all left brainers cause they can do the networking while I suck big time. But the thing is they are not that creative. I prefer paperwork then hands on. That's why my english and humanities are so powerful all my friends either just pass english or humans or failed them miserably. I failed at maths cause its logic too but I did not that miserable. I'm gonna suffer in Singapore cause I once heard that left brainers excel better in singapore while right brainers will suffer in s'pore...so its true. My brain is twisted...NOT IN A DIRTY WAY YOU FAGGOTS!!!

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MIO TV IS RIDICULOUS!!!

My father recently have someone configure the Mio tv and it was last saturday so the first time it was ok because of the speedtouch. it was on. then later my brother wants to change my com to a new CPU so he took out the speedtouch and changed it to D-LINK then the mio or meow tv which my parents called can't work alredy
so monday my job is to call the MIO people u and ask them how to do it caus my father is working and mother doen't know a freaking thing bout MIO...yeah right like I know how to configure it too. So pathetic lo. the staff keep teaching me how to do it and I can't do it!!!
Today I called them again and I was like forgat it, I can't do it, ask someone to assist but the person was like changing the subject and returning to how to configure it and I was fucked real bad. Like hell how to do??? the second time was much better, the staff actually helped me get someone to assist me so okay. What a stupid device I thought the channels we had were enough alredy. I called the fucking mio so many times alredy uts like I'm a celebrity there! finally. I'm study a computer course...not a TV course ya know

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I sux at subnet and subsets

I sux in both of them cause we had tests everyday this week and I probably flunk all of them. Yesterday was the worse. I get scolded by the teacher almost evry 15-20 mins. He officially thinks I'm irritating. At first, because we had to make a wire, cable. And I was a little nervous trying to get it right the first time. But sadly I didn't. I tried to do things correctly like if you do cabling the RJ45 plug must be on the same side. So the first time was unsuccessful so I must do it again. I even make sure and double checked that the two plugs are on the same side. when I did the second time it didn't work again and I started to panic as everyone had finished. So I asked the teacher and he did it. Also won't work so he checked the plug and found out that I place the plug differently and he started scolding me its was quite harsh and later in the test he started to question and ask me. Hell I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. So I get scolded for nothing at the cables for nothing and I get scolded for doing wrongly. So sad. probably failed the paper.
today us C maths and I don know bout the binary change hexadecimal or things like that. then those easy ones also do wrongly or just careless. I am so clueless sometimes its so not funny

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Yes its the holidays again!!!

Ya its the holidays for the ite schools but I only got three weeks...three fucking weeks! Why just three weeks? At least give us a whole month to break. Well at least we had three weeks...I heard republic one only two pathetic weeks only...so bo liao. If I study at republic, I rather continue schooling lo. I think we should at least have a month of holidays. Or the more the better la.
So what should I do during the holidays?? eat shit sleep all day...cheong maple all day...or just do something meaningful all day...I guess it all depends. Or should I study all day? aiyah don know what to do la.

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maple suxs?!...who cares!

Well this probably isn't gonna be exciting news but guess what...I am offically a mapler!...I know you should be all saying "what the fuck!? what kind of fucking generation are you on!" Well I am just a beginner...for now( so don fucking pawn my ass bastards! ) I don know if I should you my character's name. (I will tell it anyway) my character's name is "lusternight" (I know it sounds corny). So if you see me anywhere in maple and you have seen this post...just shout "hi" to me...that's unless if I know where my message box is you I can reply to you. I'm a fucking noobist I know.
I could say I join maple recently cause...I'm bored to my wits end. I don mind playing any games that doesn't require much action...not that maple is boring or something like that. I just want something new to play rather that playing worthless DS games which I have alredy finished playing. So yesterday I went "woshisim's" house...to play "tycoon" then I spilled the beans to him bout my maple account and he was like "WAT! you have an account?" So I get to play on his com maple. Yeah . my cousin...the picky eater also wanted to play so also create account... copycat. And he named his Character one of the most, I don know...embarrasing name I think in maple. Woshisim said boy he's gonna suffer in maple. something to do with "bakugan" if you are curious to find him and make him look like crap. his sister says maple suxs...who cares. I once said maple suxs too. but now I joined in the fun. hehe

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flowers and pancakes these few days

This is on a friday

Well it was magnificient for me as I get to see a big flower bloom the names corny though. Its called "the princess of the midnight flower"...wow. Sadly the "princess" blooms for only a day before it wither and dies. So heres a picture...or several picts of it.






































Well its rare for such a plant to bloom in our place cause living-non human organisms usually dies a few weeks later when we keep it. so our place is more or less a death trap for animals and plants so yeah! its an achievement for us!!! XD lol



this is on a saturday



haha lol my mother and I make pancakes today! quite delicious I sux at flipping them and even though its her first time...my mother flips the pancakes like she was born to do it. picts below




























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suckiest posts ever

today I have to go to the "yourflim award ceremony " to do some volunteer work. I have to wear the formal long sleeve shirt and the pants and the black shoes. we when there and the first major thing I did was do the goody bags. My job is to put two slips of paper into the goody bag which is already stuffed full with items. So I was like an idiot stuffing the paper into the bag. My bag ached and it was like the worst job ever to me.
the first para is shit I know. Formal and boring. So I will skip to the later parts. So in the afternoon. I get ushering duty. Our job is to ask the people who are audiences to this programme to get registered on the firth floor. So So cathay (near plaza sing one) has six floors so me and my friend got the second floor. My friend was like "why do we have to patrol the second floor for guests? I mean they would take the lift to the fifth floor. why would they take the elevator to the fifth floor. The second, third, fourth story people who patrol all gam pui one." So nevatheless we patrol the second floor and I saw "ben and jerry" ice cream and I smelled delicious vanilla cookie dough and I was like should I buy it but it was $4.90 for one fucking pathetic scoop so I decline. the next round we walked b&j's again and I was ranting bout the same thing again...followed by the third round. And my friend was like " A! you want to eat not. don bitch aroung a."...so I brought it and It was like cutting part of my flesh and giving it to the cashier. So we patrolled I walked the right, my friend walked the left. there was this stall which sells finger food and I was like eyeing it I want to see it not eat it and he was like "stop looking at it you faggot."
the only things that pisses me off is that later I get to finally see the flims so this programme
as I was watching the freaking show the stupud teacher ask me and my friend to do some faggoted duty. So I had to do the fucking duty. I mean if I had to do the duty, fine I will just do it. but the thing is. I go there do nothing! GAM PUI ONE! idiot one leh. finally something i'm interested in and I get to do shit. I bin chao chao as I sat there...I want to see the fucking show!!!!!!!!idiotic lahhhhhhhhhh stupid one leh.

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photo blogs!!!!!!

today I am gonna do something different. I am gonna comment on the picts I took a fews months and weeks ago.So here goes

well I took that picture of apples and oranges while I was doing a school project.And I took it in NTUC!haha lol. I personally loved this picture because the colours just divide themselves like you get the greens on the left and the oranges on the right. the only thing which I think its a pity is the black cavity on the green area should have
sealed it up with the apple laying on the orange side

well I like the way pens are sticking out in this pict, its like a pattern. With the pen caps which are all circular in shape. It gives this nice pattern.But it may be a little dizzying later. I don know what I'm talking bout! I'm no photographer ya know!

well I called this pict my muffin bunch. I have no idea why. looks interesting though

well this is my pride and joy. It is a "cheeky" picture taken in an outside restuarant and it is a fun pict I took as I was playing with the sign

If you know your english well, this would mean that the customer must wait to enter to be eaten by the staff of the restuarant. Actually if you see that pict closely( nah its sooo obviously ) but my hand is blocking something to make the sign look like "please wait to be eated". I did that on purpose but last time. when my parents went to eat at that restuarant. An item was blocking the word I was currently blocking and that one was more natural. My father took a picture of it but sadly it got deleted away...

So there you have it some pictures I took the past few months and weeks before. I should do this more often its fun!!! XD

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why am I so lazy???there's a reason to it? random thoughts

Just before I wrote this posts, I was pondering on why am I so lazy this year. Is it because of the lazy bugs or is it because last year I just studied like shit for O levels and since that year was the pig, I am filling the rat's year with the pig year. I am turning lazy that's for sure. Well let me tell you something, I those people who learns abstractly. which means I must learns the things I be out of the box when I am learning. So if you give me tons of notes for me to revise and hope that I can memorise it like a retarded zombie...I say forget it. I can't even pass reading a chapter before I get distracted.But I can still remember easy facts. Like geography...yeah geo rocks! So the subjects I am currrently studying requires shitloads of logic which I lack so much. Coding requires logic, networking requires logic. Every freaking lesson requires some form of fucking logic. I hate it so much. That's why in my sec school, I love english, especially the compo lessons. Cause you can get to express yourself creativly. So in my sec school days, I did pretty well in english and humanities but sadly all 3s. Ah boo. The rest "4s","6s","7s". I didn't get a "5". I'm not a "5" person. So I was thinking why am I soooo fucking lazy and my mind gave me the reason why. Firstly...I don even understand what they are doing. I'm just following what they are doing. Understanding it and blind copying are two different things. And if I don understand it. Why would I even want to read the sources they give me. Nothing is gonna make sense to me even if I read it again and again and again. So why bother. They are just gonna go through my eyes and out my mouth...it sucks cause my friends are studying like mad and I'm like this. Like I'm giving up on my studies. So sad.

So yesterday my mother taught me how to point to flowers and plants. She said that just normal pointing plants and flowers will make them wilt and drop off...which this is so ridiculous. So she proposed that the best way to point to a flower is to point the middle finger to the plants...why would you want to fuck plants. I just laughed.loled

All right fun fact from me. If you did my quiz earlier in my blogs.(which I think you have not) You would know that my dream job is a writer. But sadly...and ironicly...I hate books. Haha a writer which hates books. I thinking books are boring unless they have funny elements in it. So that's why my book choices are limited. Just like all the young people I know...I hate books too. yay I guess

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I hate my life, preachers are out to get me

Wow, I neva get to blog on a sunday...let alone surf the net on a sunday. So I will treasure this time.

I hate my life because I'm those wimpy bunch of people. Who don dare to speak out. well let me give you an example. A few months ago there's this group of people that are preachers. I opened the door and they started talking to me. A couple of women and they started talking to me, bout things relating to heaven. So not to be offensive to people who are religious(I hope not) but I don want to listen to things bout god. I'm part buddist...so why should I learn somethiing bout god? So I thinking "ah who cares. let's just listen...probably its just a day." So I learn that there is a god that is even higher than jesus. can't say the name cause very sacred. and I heard that satan is an angel that has been banished to hell...and many other things. I learned all that cause the group always comes on a sunday or a saturday. So now they are like part of the family. :)

So I know lots of things bout god alredy and a few months later...another group appears and they spoke the same thing again bout god. I my mind I was literally screaming and shouting " OH MY GOD NOT ANOTHER PREACHING GROUP " so I have one group coming on saturday and another group on a sunday...talking bout things in heaven. I hate my life. Well what do you expect me to say to the newest group...your services are terminated, you are not needed...now scram! I mean they are generally good guys talking bout god. And its so difficult to reject them. how can you reject a preacher? you can't just go to their face and say...I don need you anymore. I just don know what to do.

Even my my brother was talking crap teaching me what to say when "rejecting" them. but one day the lastest preachers came and I am not at home and my brother answered the door and he got blasted with knowledge of god and he didn't even reject them. ho my god its like preachers are teaming up against me. So the only thing to do is to avoid them at all cost...that's why I can't wait to get out of home every sunday. I'm not against them but this is ridiculous. Like I said...I hate my life

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issue bout aids treasure your life and others around you

I was taking a power nap just now. And I had this surreal dream...I dream that I got AIDS!(oh double snap)ick aids!what a terrible disease. I was sad in my dream, thinking of myself and my love ones. how am I gonna spend my short life now just thinking of my parents and yeah I was just sad. I was just pondering bout life in that dream. how I took everyone for granted. It was just so real I tell ya. So I think my family( In my dreams ) knows bout this and accepted me as who I am. And we try to make the best of everything. So in my dream who I got contacted with aids...we went to the supermarket. I could only remember my mother with me and we brought tons of things. Probably preparing a dinner and there are funny elements in this dream too. Since we brought too much things. I decided to put flour in my backpack. And when I opened it...the bag bursted and the flour was all over my backpack. Okay this dream tought me to cherish and treasure my love ones...and not to put flour in any backpack else it will burst...WOW. I never had a dream that tought me something meaningful(except for that flour bursting thing)cause that is just ridiculous. Yet again, dreams are weird.

So seeing the first segment, you probably should know what I am gonna talk bout...AIDS!!! the world aids day falls on the 1st of december and it really made a large impact this year.lots of advertisements, tons of brochures bout aids, just lots of everything to tell people bout this horrible disease.So if you still don know what aids is bout...you must be in the wrong generation. okay basically aids is a sexually transmited disease. And it targets your immune system, making you susceptible to other diseases. For more information I have written out the link, they are, http://www.nat.org.uk/HIV-Facts.aspx and http://www.worldaidsday.org/ so you can look into them. A growing amount of people are getting contact with aids and the numbers are increasing. So with these websites let's hope that people on the streets can get to know a thing or more bout aids.

I have learned that even if there's no cure for aids, there are drugs out there that can prolong a person's life if he or she has aids. And I also learned that, we should not shun people with AIDS. Heck its like getting a hard hit in your face with a rock. Those people are gonna feel rock bottom. So at least give those people your fullest support to show that there really are people who do care bout them. And besides it isn't contagious, you won't have aids with them even if you just had hand to hand contact with them.

kay the one thing that confuses me is that. They said that you will not get aids if you are faithful as a couple. So if you you are married, you will forever not get aids...Why? confuses me And if you sleep with chickens and ducks outside, you get aids...huh? I heard that only gays and lesbians can get aids, but straight people also can get aids too. In fact, more straight people get aids then gay people. Aids is indeed scary but let's do our part to prevent it and like they say, prevention is better than cure. And treasure your loved ones, even when you do not have aids

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what I did today(on a tuesday)

So today is tuesday and it is the most longest day of the week. All the lame lessons all fall on a tuesday...that's why its so fucking long. The first lesson is maths and we are currently learning the topic "set theory"and what could I say...I kick serious ass in this topic.I knew how to do that topic hands down. I am always like "hell, I don know what the fuck they are talkiing bout!" and now its just so easy for me. I tought my friends this topic and I couldn;t be so proud of myself. little bit hesitant in the venn diagram...but other then that...I KICK ASS!

this next segment I shall only write a sentence and it will pretty much sum up everything...I FUCKNIG HATE GUAI LAN BITCHES!

I was psyched just now. We did some fliming about the good and bad things surrounding group discussions. Well, I did the sleeping lead, and it waas quite interesting. I mess up a couple of times but it doesn't matter. Having so much fun. So in the first part we did the negative part and the thing is it is unscripted. So we more or less have to come out with pur own parts. Well some parts that came out of me are quite funny. The actors(my classmates) actually laughed...wow I didn't know I was that funny. And so with so much NGs , we had to retake the shots again and again. Actually we can go around 4:30...then it delayed till 5:30. So tiring. The teacher also acted in it and when she got NGed. She laughed in segments which is sooo funny. Then act finish then go home lo.

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A miracle happened today, guys...cry your heart out

You know that I wrote on my blog earlier that that day was my most helpless day eva. Well today is also my most helpless day...only in the morning. So I am doing the idiotic mvb again and its the fucking coding again. So I was just lost, stress, pathetic, cause I don even know a thing bout coding. And all my friends have completed this assignment and I'm stuck at the beginning, doing nothing. As I just tried, and tried and the errors kept popping out. I soon started to break down as I felt teary-eyed. So when people were doing their stuff, I just went out, I swear its like nobody realised I walk out of class. And from then onwards...I cried. I muttered in my mind,why I couldn't do things right in first time, why I could not do this...just talking to myself quietly. I just cried my heart out. My sleeves were just soaked with my tears but I don care, I just had some down to earth crying for a whole ten minutes.(guys watching this posts may think I'm a sissy but I guarantee you, I may be a little wimpy...but I am definately not a sissy). So after crying, I was on a bench just doing nothing, having more talks to my conciousness, doing some soul-searching. And you know what. after that crying, I suddenly felt everything round me, the stress, the anxiety, the phobia for doing mvb was gone. I felt cheerful and just happy. As I went back to my seat, I could think of nothing, really. I just stared at the computer, took a deep breathe and I thought..."oh my god . Why am I so fucking stupid". I swear to god I almost knew what I am going to do. one after another, I was just completing code after code. And at the end of the lesson, with some of my friend's help. I just completed almost 80% of my assignment within a day...and I don even know what I'm doing earlier this morning. Its like a miracle just happened.
okay so I know guys this generation want to be tough. Guys have this thing bout crying.Guys don cry, they are sissies when they cry...but now I'm telling you. Its okay to cry. Real man do cry, but not that much, or else you will really be a sissy. And its not just for men, its applies for women too. I mean if you are almost close to your breaking point...don suck it all up, it will make it worse and you won't be able to do anything right. Just let your emotions control you for the time being and you will realise that after that you can think clearly, think straighter and do things smarter...and its proven be me!!!and before I jump to the next segment. When you cry, at least have the decency to cry in a place where there's not much people. Won't it be embarassing for you to be crying in front of the whole class in the middle of lesson?
I also think that crying makes you more energetic. You won't realise this but my friend said that I am more energetic today then other days. I think its true cause during my maths, I could know what the teacher is saying, when most lessons I was struggling to keep up and the best thing is, I help my friends remember a tricky maths question which I used my own method to do which is good. Wow I have neva felt so excited in my mvb classes before...all thanks to crying.
Okay thanks for taking your time to see my posts, I know this particular post is fucking long and you bear with it. So thank you..with the bottom of my heart. Now go cry your heart out

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stupid criminals on the news

So have you read the paper yesterday? its bout this criminal, he wore a tudung(probably a malay sarong) and he smears lipstick and just went and rob a bank and of all the banks he rob, he had to rob a DBS bank...what a faggot. I mean this is so ridiculously funny. why would the person in a sarong, wears lipstick and goes to rob a bank. I think he tought that being a woman would lift his offence in crime even if he gets caught...haha. No seriously, he should know that offence for both sex are the same. Maybe he is drunk and couldn't think straight and thought he looks fashionable in a sarong. I mean can't he think of the consequences getting caught by the police crossdressing as a woman? if the man's family members are all thieves, wouldn't it be embrassing. Imagine a person's family who has a record of doing great crimes. His great-grandfather is a professional thief, steals things in the silent of the night, his grand father is a robber, stealing some helpless lady's belongings, and he managed to seduce her before he got ran away. His father sticks a gun out and shoots a few rounds in a bank and got caught while escaping with all the money he steal and what does this guy do? he wares a tudung, smears makeup and quietly go to the receptionist and tell her he has bombs in his bag. and even before he could even touch a coin from the bank the cops caught him...what a fucking letdown. So much humiliatilon from that family, from a famliy of great robbers reduced to crossdressing idiots who gets caught even before he can steal some loot. Criminals cam be stupid sometimes ya know.

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I feel so helpless today

This is probably my most helpless day ever.Everything today revolves round Microsoft visual basics or mvb and computers( so frustrated with this software ). So in the morning I want to do some assignments with the mvb and so I tried to do it. At first it was okay but then when I reached the coding. (the fucking coding in mvb) so I don know how to type the code, I type what the text in my book has but still errors so I was thinking, maybe I could do the other assignments so I "saved" my work and did it. the other assignment I don know why but I could not enter into the work so frustrated I went back to do the earlier work but it states that I have not saved my work. I nearly slide off my chair. Feel so helpless. Then later and com started moving slowly, have no idea why the reaction time for the mouse is suddenly so lousy, I must click so many times before it enters into another window. So frustrated, I stopped doing it.
So I went to school on the afternoon and it was worse, we have mvb today, and we have to do coding...again. I am those people who are slowing learning. I must go along with the teacher so we are doing the coding and I got so error and I wanted to ask the teacher in charge but instead of all the teachers I got "pink panther". Not to be rude but he teaches so slowly.I think he teaches abstractly. So he takes so much time,teaching me the things I alredy know. And just now...when you do mvb there will be a tool box fixed on the left so I don have it and he is like trying to make the toolbox dock at the left side. And the coding has reached to parts which I don know alredy and he is still finding the toolbox. I was exclaiming in my mind, "OH MY GOD I AM ALREDY SO BEHIND ALREADY, STOP FINDING THE FUCKING TOOLBOX!" Maybe its my fault as I pratice politeness so I did not say anything. I mean he can at least help me do the important things like the coding at least help me say out the code if he has no idea what is happening now...not search for something that's not important at all like the fucking toolbox. So I was following what the teacher says ...until I became loss. I feel so loss because in the first place, my friends sit in front and I sit behind them so I am isolated. I can't ask them all the time, they have their things to do. And such a crappy teacher teaches me. I really feel so helpless. Whatever I do I always do wrongly. People know me...but they really don know me(sorry if its sounds too awful)and oh yeah I got 12 fucking Trojan horses in my thumb drive today...scareee!

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I hope its okay not to be thoughtful

Okay so just now I went out to buy something, which was not sucessful, but this is not the point. So I was taking the MRT home and I sat on a seat. I was at Bugis then and travelling to city hall. So there was this lady seating on my right and her boyfriend was standing and they were talking, having conversations. The seat on my left was vacant and the lady was just pointing her finger across me...telling her boyfriend to seat there and he was sort of embarassed and gave her a "are you kidding me" look.She didn't even know what she did was sort of awkward to him and me and she did that for quite a long time and he was just refusing. I mean if I was her boyfriend, I would be embarassed too. I mean we are couples and you want me to sit in between some stranger and wouldn't it be very awkward to talk kinky in between a stranger, won't it be weird its like leaking your secrets to people? I was also tempted to move to my left so the two people would sit together...but I didn't I just act blur (spoiler alert). So in the end the left seat was occupied by some old man and the boyfriend eventually got a seat...next to his girlfriend, awww so sweet. I hope its okay not to be thoughful just now. what I meant is I hope what I'm doing is right.

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WI-FI connections are retarded,china is out to get people

I have nothing good to blog bout today So I decided to talk bout things that make me feel so pissed and irritated.
The first thing that make me so pissed...is WI-FI connections. WI-FI which you can get connected to the world. yeah that makes me fucking pissed off. You probably don know this but I play Pokemon diamond recently and I completed the game and now its so boring. FYI, Pokemon games are fun to play before the game completes but fucking boring when it ends. So I discover bout this WI-FI connection where you trade PKMN with the world a few weeks ago and I was psyched. So I traded some PKMN for some PKMN which I can neva get forever. So its a good investment. So the pisser things comes now. I don know if the WI-FI thingy operates 24/7, but I could only link to the WI-FI only at late nights,not morning, not afternoon, not even in the evening and the funniest and strangest thing is, it can only be linked in my room...in the middle of my room. move a little here and there and the connection will be severed. So I will be in my room, sitting on my chair like an idiot. Waiting for the connection to be linked. Its so fucking retarded. And there is this game I played on my DS (professor layton) where we can download puzzles weekly and and so I was in my room and I was linking it. After a few pathetic attempts, the stupid connection still fails. and I was looking like an idiot again, swaying my DS around like a dumbass trying to get a connection...but sadly nothing happened.stupid WI-FI.
Okay the second thing that makes me irritated is china. why do they have to do such things. Firstly its the toys with poison in it,now the milk powder tainted with melamine. Its like they are out to get children. its like they are thinking that the world has so much people, let's reduce our population.Sorry this may be offensive to some people. I mean why would you put such things in milk powders. I don know whether this scandal is still on and I should be blogging bout this a few weeks ago but I heard from a source that when you put in chemicals like melamine in it, you raise something in it and it increases your profits. So why? sure you got lots of profits, but you harm so much children, so unfair for the children. I hope none of these would eva happen again

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The eleven yr old pregnant girl

So its currently 9:05 when I wrote this blog so earlier I on my com and I entered in my e-mail account and then suddenly it states that I received an e-mail so I clicked on my in-box and I was wondering who would e-mail me. So I went to my in-box and someone in the name of "junhao Foo" e-mailed me. And the first thing that came onto my mind is...WHO THE FUCK IS FOO JUNHAO!!! I don even know him at all and how did he fucking get my e-mail?? I don pass around my e-mail address to people, So how the fuck did this guy get my e-mail? So I was like "oh shit, I hope my e-mail address isn't spreading round like wildfire.So I was like whatever so I checked what this stranger mailed me and it was the "the eleven yr old pregnant girl"...again. And my second thought is "OH MY GOD, NOT THAT MAIL WITH THAT BITCH AGAIN!" Its bout this person called "ofelia heras"(maybe you got this mail or something like that) and in the mail she said you have to send this mail to 24 people you know within 900 seconds, if not, you will die... So do you belive in this I don at all. I think its just a indirect way to spam. Its stupid, I think this is the rave now cause I received this mail two times alredy. The first one is from "woshijiaxin" and now from this person. I don think we should be worried.(From my country). cause I am definately not from the US and her name is probably from the US. So you think she has so muck freaking time in the world just to chase down the person who did not send her mail to 24 people till the ends of the earth? its retarded.and how will she know where her victims are? I mean they are all over america.let's say she lives in florida and her victim lives in miami, she has to take a plane to...miami,kill the person in miami...take the plane back to florida and need to go to school the next day, all in a days work.complete waste of time...unless this is her profession. And there are probably tons of people who will not send her mail and she is gonna visit that "ton of people" when they are asleep all over the world every day. you think she santa clause a? If she wants to find me cause I would definately not send her idiotic mail, she has to travel all the way to the other side of the globe and track me like a needle in a haystack...that is weird. and if I really die cause of this, I am gonna find the person I "screwed" in my earlier post.this is stupid bullshit I am gonna delete that mail away once I finished writing this post complete waste of my inbox space...and junk space

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my real birthday is today!

Nov2

happy birthday to me, birthday to me happy, birthday to me...happy birthday to me. Ayup its my official birthday today.I woke from cousin's house...play "roller coaster tycoon" this game is in my mind whenever I go his house. I played till afternoon then we went out.Eat visit a place then go to vivo for the TV cause got something happened to the TV then I also brought a com monitor, cause like I said com spoil...that's what I thought.then brought a camera $50 off and we go giant to buy things.(sorry the beginning part is very crappy for me,the next part is the crucial point of this post). So it was late at almost 9 and I was fucking drowsy with so much things plastic bags with food, pillows my parents brought and the fuckingly heavy monitor I brought and so my father saw this offer to have free parking fees and since we brought so much its worth it and so we queued for a very long time, until it was our turn the receptionist said must take the receipts for some fucking reasons I did not know at that time. so we went back to our car and got all the receipts out and just went. SO tired alredy then suddenly receptionist said must have the fucking IU number(whatever that shit is) from the car and I just sank down."what the shit!" still have to get back to the car to get the fucking IU number wah lau a. So tired alredy. so no choice , have to take the number. and finally its done and we got free ride home. It better be worth it. So at home I play DS play until 12 then sleep...got the irony??

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birthdays today,I am gonna die early

1 nov





Today is the "woshisim's" birthday and I have decided yesterday that since my birthday falls on the 2nd of nov, I was thinking of celebrating it at the same day as "woshisim". And another of my cousin the "woshijiaxin"(she has a blog, go look at her's. I linked her's to the post somewhere in the oct posts) was like cynical and she was like "what! you are gonna to have a birthday together with woshisim? boy you are gonna die early!" and I was like going "WHAT THE FUCK!" in my mind. Why in the freaking world would you curse your older cousin to die early...when I'm celerating my freaking birthday TODAY! So she said that you will die early if you celebrate birthday your early...so I don know, do you belive in this myth. She said her friend said it. And for that friend...SCREW YOU! I am currently probably doing a italian hand gesture to you and that isn't good (while writing this post) cause who knows? I may be dead this year because of this myth, I could be minding my own business walking on some pavement and then a piano just crashes down on me, killing me by the instance. Or I could get fucked up by some slut and got contacted with aids and die a miserable painful death at a young age or worse I may just get torn apart by a mob of blood thirsty cats which had not been fed for 3 years...okay forget the last part bout the cats(looks interesting). So if the friend gets into trouble later with something paranormal during the future, you should know who that ghost is...be afraid...be very afraid. :D

okay enough said bout that, let's continue. I go woshisim house to celebrate his and mine birthday. but mostly I come to his house just to play "rollercoaster tycoon" I love that game. Its a game where you build your very own theme park and the main attractions are the roller coasters. I suck at bulding them, but I try. I also watching the movie "BEAN" the first one not the second one. (the first one more funnier than the second one. no offence) I always like the part where Mr Bean just flips his middle finger through the streets of chicago. So fucking funny man. I just laughed and laughed. Channel 5 are pussies, they cut away that scene. Ah boo:(

the cake's chocolate. I have no picture to show the cake, forgot to take picture of it. chocolate is so freaking thick, woshijiaxin's younger brother, just said its too "chocolatety" for him and he didn''t eat it after a few bites. you are talking the most pickist eater in the family...and the most weirdest eater in their family. he hates tomatoes...but loves pizzas.I mean isn't the sauce that in the first place make pizzas...pizzas, tomatoes. And he is "prejudiced" against potatoes. he wouldn't even eat a wedge of a potato...but could eat a whole shitload of french fries and potato chips and still crave for more. uh aren't french fries and potato chips well I don know... potatoes? Is he kidding me and is he even in the right age? I thought kids like him love sweet things like chocolate and when its more chocolately, the better? is he even a kid?

while nowadays celebrating my birthday is just like celebrating chinese new year all over again. my mum gave me ang pows, her sisters's gave me ang pows...even my neighbour gave both of us angpows. So this year I got 4 red packets and the total sum was a whopping $170! like hell I neva got $170 every year during my birthday. My friend was like "talk to the hand" and he walked away...quickly when I told him I got $170. his reaction was funny, I just laughed. So I stayed at woshisim's house till the next day -to be continued-

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argh!! today is the day (maths paper), the next day is the most boring day eva!!!

30oct

today is my maths paper 2. And so I am quite nervous cause I think that its gonna be hard. So I went back to "shelton internation college" and this time I know wat I am doing. prepared everything , calculator, long ruler, maths set, and I make sure that there's no potential fuckups that can embarrass me and luckily, no fuckups appeared. the paper started and I saw the first question, ah so easy algebra plus fraction, knew it and I immediately answered it without flinching. second one start to flinch alredy, not so sure correct or not but I managed to answer it third question also so easy. some very easy to me but some are just very tough to me. lucky man got so Qn I last minute then know how to answer and I am confident it is correct. So at 10:33 paper ends and I reluctantly passed it up. I don know, paper 2 looks easier than paper 1...I hope

31oct

well yesterday is the most reliving day eva cause I have finished my exams so happy! then comes today, Friday. The irony to this is that yesterday was my most relaxing,joyous day. then comes today the most freaking boring day to me. So there I was...at home doing nothing lying on bed. Com spoil read my books(comics) and was so sian, so I spend the whole afternoon playing the DS "cooking mama 2"haha, I guess boredom just sinks in. I like how the Japanese cooking housewife says "great" she slangs when she said that word, its like "glad" instead of "great" very LOL indeed. At nite go change my specs cause falling apart so I spend the night without glasses then go supermarket to shop cause tomorrow is my cousin "woshisim's" birthday so must buy things. So that's all for this day

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my maths paper 2 is fucking TOMORROW

29 oct

ho my god, tml is my maths paper 2, ah so freaking idiotic very scared leh, I said to myself that I want to study a lot during the 1 week before the real exam, turns out ...I didn't study. So what to do study last minute loh...again. So on that nite, I was studying like a maniac, flipping through the math books, doing the questions and some I still don understand at all. And some, like I said, I can still remember the large chunk of shit which I didn't study at least a year...I can remember it like the back of my hand. topics like quadratic eqn, sine and cos rule, ridiculous algebra and so much more. I just noticed that I can retain things that I have learned over the years in my mind...but I can't remember things I have just learned or do like really last minute work or where in have put ten my idiotic glasses. So I hope evrything will be all right tomorrow. hope for the best

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hiking in mt faber,happy deepavail,what do cats and milipedes have in common?

26oct

okay so today we went hiking. me my brother,parents, a cousin.the "woshisim"and his parent and a neighbour went to mt faber to hike.we decided to walk there since our house is located "quite" near to mt faber. And besides, my brother joined in the hike which is very rare indeed. he usually sticks in his room and almost neva comes out. So its a change and he brought his camera along in case he need to take a picture of something. Half an hour passed and he were at the foot of the mountain and we walked up.and then I saw the most peculiar dog I have eva seen. the dog is brown and quite short but the dog's fur is so big and puffy and he looks like a lion instead of a dog. So my mother talked to the person walking the dog. and then we continue our hike.

halfway to the summit, I suddenly saw a figure who looked like a cat but its actually a troop of monkeys and everyone was like looking at the monkeys. There was even a baby monkey clinging to the belly of the momma monkey. luckily brother brought the camera and he took a vid of the monkeys. So good I mean when can you actually see monkeys up close in singapore. I was a little scared though, the monkey looked like he was about to bite off my balls. Anyway we walked away and continue the hike.I try to write it short and sweet cause...who wants to heard bout my hiking trip! so bo liao!

My brother stupid one la. got camera don want to take nice picture of scenery, go and take picts of my mother's ass...and milipedes butt fucking each other!? two words...bo liao.

Aiyah enough of the trip so boring . So let's start to the next segment. HAPPY DEEPAVALI to everyone! so on the same day my parents went to yishun to visit her friend and then I saw something which is funny to me. In between a motorcycle and a car, I saw this cat lying on another cat...and that cat on top was "humping" the bottom cat. At first I did not know what the heck the cats are doing and then later I figure out have they did and I was like "oh my god cats are fucking each other!" a lot of cats are looking at them as the cat on top was spread out, eagle like on top of the the bottom cat and that cat was sort of raping the other cat in a slow and calm manner. It was freaking hilarious I just laughed and laughed. cats do it better.XD

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ah maths is today!!!!!

24 oct
today is my e-maths retake paper. so stressed. So my parents dropped me to the school where I must goto retake my paper "shelton international college".Once I entered the building,I immediately went to studyfor my paper.then when I saw all the students moving up, I was like "oh crap its time?",So I went up. I couldn't find my seat and I was like freaking out.Eventually I found my seat and I settled down. hey cutme some slack la first time retaking loh.Very sua ku a. So I sat on my seat...in the middle of the classroom and the paper started, I flipped open the pages and I was like " kay I can manage to do some of the questions, sort of "easy". I really don know the topics like "histogram" and the formula of finding the number of sides of the figure and the degree of angles of one angle of a figure. I did not study the"histogram" while I forgot the latter. got some I know but some I just guess only. I am happy with any mark I got cause in the first place, I did not study that much leh. and besides I counted the questions I left out, bout 12 to 13 marks(not counting the questions I did wrongly, hope there's minimum mistakes). As I figited around the classroom,the people were doing the paper, no one is sleeping at all, cause last
timeat my O levels, so many students were sleeping after they finished their paper. now they learned their lesson alredy. I think I am screwed for this paper so I can only depend on my paper 2 loh. I don think I want to retake next year if I failed this year's paper.Cause in the first place, the purpose for people to retake is to quickly go to poly. Since ITE only two yearsand I will be doing my second year soon what for retake? It beats the purpose. And besides this is the last years we are doing the old syllable for maths. next yearis the new syllable alredy. though got calculator for paper 1, this shows that paper will be hard...paper
2...don even ask. and Its cost $100 to retake... you think I so much money ah? so after that I went vivo and go walk walk loh.hope I can pass maths

Wah! can blog again at last!

sorry My com monitor spoil. this is from school one la. my com still spoil.
so much things to say, so little time to write down.okay la let's start from oct 23

oct 23
wah cow a! tml is my O levels maths retake exam. Ah so nervous. just like the exams I told you all in the earlier posts, I didn't study for this exam too. but it doesn't matter. I can remember most of the maths. My brain is weird, I mean I can remember most of the maths, the methods of the maths when I didn't even study for almost a year when I can't even remember where I put my glasses. I know the maths...so I think I just refresh my mind la. I hope the maths is easy... stupid maths. lucky this year the maths,paper 1 is one week before the paper 2...so fucking good.then our year leh...paper 1 nxt year then paper 2...tmd. I really wish this year's maths is easy...so wish me luck.(probably too late)

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talking blogger plant,scold fuck you to your plants

If you got the "my paper" today, you would probably have seen this article(article on top). I don know whether this true of false. But there is a first plant Bogger in the world! yup your eyes did not fool you at all. A plant is actually blogging! okay in the first place if you see this post and you want to see this plant's blog, don't ask me for the link. I have no freaking idea what his or her blog's address is. and plant's name is "Midori-San" And I had no fucking idea what kinda type of plant this midori is (she has leaves shaped like a heart), ( if the plant is watching this post...sorry). actually the plant isn't blogging at all, it just has a sensor attached to it and the computer translates the (oh its a sweet heart plant...neva heard of that type of plant before) electrical signals and translates it to the post. Wow I know that animals have souls and all those thingys...but I didn't know plants have it too. So I asked my friends bout this article and they all said its fake. who knows maybe someone wants to blog but isn't brave enough to do it. So he posted as a plant and blogged. So you all think this is real? part of my brain is thinking "nay this is absolutely fake" and the other part of my brain is thinking "technology is fucking insane nowadays." I mean how to make a plant talk?this is ridiculously unbeliveable. people invent new stuff everyday...this is quite plausible...but its fuckingly weird I tell ya.
If you have a plant and you want it to grow better. you can actually give it music and it will grow much better.and its proven. I saw this show in the discovery channel where people are finding out whether music makes plants grow better. and its astounding. you can give your plant any verbal language, classical, pop...even vulgar language. So you can just scold "fuck you" to the plant and it will grow magnificently, that's only for the plant...if its me I will smack the person's head.So what you can do is you can record your words and play it like a broken record so it will be like "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyou fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and the plant will be like "yessh yessh more fucking, I want to be called a fuck!" yep you heard from me. Scold "fuck you" to your plants, they will grow up shitly quick.

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damn it should have putten in "all rights reserved"

you know the quiz I wrote. yeah the one to satisfy my brain. turns outs people are "stealing" my ideas. idiot la. so stupid ccopy mine. who else? my cousins la write stupid questions. should have write "all rights reserves" lo, so stupid me.idiot la! if you want to answer their quiz, go to the post which I put in all my links and click the second and third blogs and you can answer them stupid la.
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what I did just now(the pussy in me came out and I was busted)

okay I'm a surveyor. surveying people...youths. so this surveying thing is all over...but its not the end. in fact it has gone onto the net. the person in charge sent all the surveyors(including me) a softcopy of the survey so we can give it to our friends to do it so just now I sent an sms to my old friends to get their e-mails...so I got some and the computer won't fucking start at all! "oh not again!" I screamed. happened quite a lot of time alredy. so I was like screaming like a pussy just shouting like a pontianak! really leh...I remenbered hearing myself just now." and I was shouting into the air."stupid bitch computer won't fucking start! start now you son of a bitch...fucking start now!" I think that was how I reacted. imagine a pontianak screaming in front of an unconcious computer!(I feel like the angry german kid) so I was ranting amd raving like a screechy little bitch when I saw an ominous shadow lurking in the darkness(it was raining that time and I did not turn on the lights) and I took a closer look and I was thinking "oh...shit busted." My mum stared at me as though I came from another planet and she said "what's wrong with you?" and I just smiled at her stupidly. SO I explained the reason I screamed like a pussy.lol to myself.them eventually the computer started(thank god!) and I sent the surveys to my friends yay I guess

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freaky vid I saw last friday, terrorists are fucked up

From the same website that brought me "chocolate eaters", "motherfuckers" and "c...ed" comes another vid which I think its stupid yet freaky at the same time.
this vid isn't like the first three vids I once blogged bout.Its quite sad and chaotic. So let's just call this vid "stupidity leads to chaos"or "sltc" for short. Unlike the other vids, I decided to explain what "sltc" is cause I think its quite difficult to explain it indirectly. So I think in the first place, it gives you a question "if you see a discarded bag in a third world country, what will you do." sort of like that. then I forgot what the other questions are. then the vid shows. and the vid starts, showing a bag in the middle of the streets in I think in one of the countries in the middle east. there's this guy.I don know whether he's a bomb squader or just a tourist or a passer-by...I think he's a passer-by cause he wearing civilian clothes looking into the bag and when I saw that, I knew that something really really bad is bout to happen. And whats worse, onlookers just "flock" round him and I was exclaiming "what the hell are all of you people fucking doing!" in my mind. Then suddenly...everything just came flying in the air, debris,dirt,dust...everything and people were screaming and shouting and grieving and the guy who checked the bag...what da you think? this really uses the phrase "curiousity kills the cat". I mean what are those people thinking. why do they have to crowd round the person to see what inside the bag? you think there's gold inside the bag? and in the first place why must the person check the bag? the world is so chaotic now,anything may be a bomb. who knows maybe the person next to you is a bomb. and before you know it..."boom bang bomb " its goes off and you realise. that your friend is actually a robot build to explode in front of your face and before you know it, you might be in heaven. (okay sorry I swayed too far from the topic).I feel sorry for the guy, if the person is a bomb squader...at least its his job and he died with a purpose while checking a bag during a search in the city...but what if he's a tourist or an innocent passer-by? you travel to this country just so to get blown up by a bomb? that is just so sad. imagine the loves ones of the deceased...I fill so pissed off for terrorists.why do they have to ruin peoples lives everyday? sickens me so its like they have nothing better to do everyday and they have to bomb someone up. this is stupid shit I tell you.

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Happy belated birthday to me, events in my school and things from the radio

happy birthday to me,happy birthday to me,happy belated birthday to meeee...happy birthday to me! No lah just my lunar birthday two days ago which is on a tuesday. heck I didn't even know my "lunar birthday" is that day...till my mum told me.
okay before I start, I would like to leave this part to the girl I accidentally bumped into on the bus yesterday. you see you were talking to your friend that time so I thought I just walk on to the top deck quickly...who knew you would walk next to me and I was trying my best not to bump into you...but I did. If you are the girl on bus "14" who said something probably like"hai yo! gentleman leh!"...YEAH IT'S YOU! the person who said I wasn't "gentlemanly" enough. Fine I will be the gentleman and say "sorry" from the bottom of my heart. Okey . And besides I like people like you. you say what you mean, whether its right or wrong...not hinting anything hor.
So I got my timetable for this semester and I could say "yippee!"I hate tuesdays, from fucking 8 o clock to fucking 5 thirty! its so fuckingly, ridiculously long. TMD leh. And I have to do stupid maths all over again. Fridays are the best cause I don have to fucking go to the school that day! A whole free day for day "whoopee!" So its means I don have to go to school every friday this whole semester.REJOICED. This whole week is exceptionally crazy when it comes to my friends. My friend. I don know why maybe he went to train during the holidays to become a comedian...
is so funny when he cracks up jokes these few days. So in the first place, I have another friend, she loves pink. So let's just call her "pink gal". And there's another teacher, male whom the students in my class always calls him the "pink panther" cause he always wear a pink shirt whenever he steps into my class. And suddenly for no apparent reason he starts joking that "pink gal" is her father or something like that and he jokes around "pink panther" and "pink gal" and the rest of us was like laughing our shit out. he is just so ridiculous this week. I would like to tell you all the faggot jokes he made but I don think it will be funny if I wrote it down on the post.

have you listened to the radio channel "972" before. they always have the programme "972 morning call" every morning. And whenever I go to school on by daddy's car I will listen to this programme. So basically this programme is hosted by "marcus chin"chen jian bin and his "sidekick"chen bi yu. I think she is called "lulu tan" or something like that. so what they do is they prank people who had their birthdays on that morning or just belated birthdays. or people who are getting married, they just prank them. then they wish them a happy birthday or a sucessful wedding. chen jian bin always do the dirty work. So I want to write bout a call they made which is I think its the funniest or the most peculiar call made. So there was this lady,who she had a birthday today so chen jian bin was doing his usual pranking. and he told the lady that she won a trip to "hainan dao" and she was like "yeah so? I have went to hainan dao so many times alredy, why would I freaking need to go to hainan dao anyway." yes she is that uninterested she's like "um...ah...ah ha". then after pranking, chen jian bin told her that its her birthday and I thought she will react but no and he told her there's no trip and after talking to her after a long time. She kept talking and pestering him bout the trip to hainan dao. And my parents were like laughing out loud, she thought the trip was real till the end even when chen jian bin already said there's no trip! hahaha lol
So this was what happened to me during this three days I wasn't around blogging

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school reopens! pt2(damn it! I FUCKING HATE MATHS!)

So I went to school round 1 in the afternoon and the timetables all changed. So we had lessons till 5 but the next is gonna be a pain in the ass. whoa lao a, from 8am till 5.30pm so fucking retarded! and also got frigging maths leh! you all have heard of E maths, A maths, but have you heard of C maths before? I mean you can't escape from maths evaaaaaaaaa!!! Its maths here and maths there. Maths make me maaaadd! Come to think of it why is maths sooooo important in singapore? Imean its even more important than english! If you score at least a D7 in english, you still can enter into quite some courses. but if you fail maths, even for a D7, you go nowhere...that's how I ended up in ITE...stupid maths. All right back to the topic. Tml sooo long. just now the teach was so fast when teaching her lessons. I also checked my test results and I got a 2.5 out of 4 points GPA...a pretty good alredy haw. considering that I only really studied at the eve of the exam.like I told everyone, I slack a lot this year...Hiya...seeing Tml's timetable, I guess gonna be a bad semester I can swear in my heart.

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school reopens!

So sian,school reopens today after a month of holidays! Cannot sleep late ...that's what I thought. So today I woke up at 7 and I thought school starts at 8. So when I got there, I don see any of my classmates anywhere so I called my friend and she said "oh class is at 1 today" and at first I was like "oh" then later I was like "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I'm the only idiot in my class that went to school at frigging 8 in the morning. So it was round 8.10 and I was like "what the heck" so I went home. well what do you expect? I have to wait 5 fucking hours before class really starts and besides I need to shit and I would rather go home and crap(I rarely pooped at my school's toilet anyway)...so I went home and I also have to check my exam results. So I went home, I wanted to check but I had no idea why I can't check my results at all so gotta ask my friends how to do it. And when I checked my account on my school's website, I couldn't even find the timetable on the specific classes...So that's why I came at fucking 8 in the morning.



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(the date is all fucked up, ignore the date. who goes to school on a fucking sunday anyway?)

something to tell you

Okay so I'm a comments freak. I love hearing peoples comments to anything good or bad ( it better be good) so when I started this blog. and I did so much posts alredy and I was like "whaaaaaaaaaat" why doesn't anyone commented on me? I mean I know that a handful of people are watching my posts and how can they not comment. I mean I already stated-please comment- alredy...so just to let you know I entered some tabs and discovered that my comment box (or whatever you call that) only meant for registered users and not anyone. So to let you all know, I clicked it to "anonymous"so I think that anyone can comment. just to let you know too, I'm not those crazy bastards that forces people to comment so don get me wrong for this post.this post sis written to let you know that you can now freely comment on my blog ; )

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A stupid quiz I made up, my brain is weird sometimes

I had no idea why my brain would do such a thing. So this is a quiz from me bout the things and embrassing things that happened in my life in a form of a quiz . don worry I won reveal any of my personal information to anyone.I am probably the only idiot in the blogger world to do this. So without further ado. let me write down the questions!(questions 4 and 5 are fucking embarrasing for me hope this comes out well)

Qn1)WHAT IS MY DREAM JOB?
A)WRITER
B)NAVY OFFICER
C)TEACHER
D)GIGGOLO

Qn2)IF I WANT TO OWN A PET, WHAT WOULD I WANT?
A)HAMSTER
B)ORANGE TABBY CATS
C)GOLDEN RETRIVER
D)PYTHON

Qn3)WHAT IS MY CCA IN MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL?
A)NPCC
B)CHOIR
C)DRAMA CLUB
D)KARATE

Qn4)TRUE OR FALSE? I ONCE THOUGH "DUREX" WAS A SWEET

Qn5)TRUE OR FALSE? I WATCHED MY FIRST PORN VIDEO WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SIX(GRASP)that's six grade for people who are puzzled as in what's primary six

OK you may just answer that quiz in your mind or you could write the answers down as a comment to this post. This is just to satisfy my brain .(answers are in the post below" the answers!! ",or the link "answers")

The Answers!!

The answers to my quizzz!

1)A ,writer(If you choose the answer "d"...fuck you!)

2)C ,golden retriver(haha for those people who knows me and probably thought I said "B" XP)

3)B ,choir(gotta be the next singing sensation!!!...not)HELL WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE KARATE IN MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL!

4)Ayup,its TRUE...I was a huge fan of strawberry flavoured sweets when I was young

5)(Shockingly)TRUE, yes I know. I had no fucking idea what they are doing at that time,too young and inoccent. lotas squeezing and ejecting though...whipped cream lah! wat you thinking dirty minded people.

yesterday my father's birthday (pt 2)

Okay lets talk bout something shocking yesterday during my father's birthday. Okay so we are at the third floor of vivo taking the lift down and there was this guy with a baby in a stroller. my mum, which has a thing with babies, started talking baby to him or her( she always does that whenever she sees a baby).As I was feeling embrassed for my mother, the lift reached the first floor and a group of women entered the lift. one of the woman was also attracted to the baby except she did it more extreme then my mum.she squatted in front of the baby and she began stroke the baby, playing with the baby, talking baby language to him or her so we assumed that woman and the man are couples, married with this child...when the lift reached B1 and everyone went out and the man walk left while the woman walked right! they just splited up when they reached the junction. So they are complete strangers! holy shit! that woman just stroke someone's baby...even my mum wouldn't do something like that. My parents and I were just completly stunned from that incident we were puzzled and I was like "what the fuck?"...So anyways we went for dinner
Kay for dinner we had steamboat!we went to anchorpoint with my brother to have the steamboat. well I coud say something. anchorpoint has tons of delicious food. So we have steamboat and it was $26 and the ingredients was just so much. They have everything sotong, prawns, meat, fried chicken, tons of veggies you name it. Except for one thing. there's no fishballs at all in the whole entire fucking plate of items...I was like "WHAT!" You can't have fucking steamboat without fucking fishballs!you can't go wrong with fishballs. what's a steamboat without fishballs. you can't have this shit without fishballs I mean they are the basic ingredients in a steamboat and the whole platter doesn't have a fucking fishball in it...its so retarded...sorry I just love fishballs. just venting off my frustrations for those fuckingggg fishballs. They seperate the soup between herbal and spicy sauce. I don like spicy sauce cause I ate it before and its hot and oily and sort of nauseating. So I took the herbal soup and it was bitter. I also scooped up a piece of something which I had no fucking idea what that is( I thought it was fish ) so I took a bite and it was horrendously bitter! cousins that know me knows that when I eat extemely bitter stuff, I squirm and swivel like a pussy and I was squirming and swiveling like a pussy that nite and soon I realised that it was a chinese herb...lousy ingredients, like I said, NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH FREAKING FISHBALLS!
lets see...my brother's colleague and boss went to the same kopitiam to eat and he was like waving like a faggot to them and it took quite a long time for them to notice him cause they were facing the "pizza pazza" store. So my brother was like waving to them in circles trying to catch their attention for like the whole two minutes... Until they saw him(its bout time). mum was looking embarrasseed but he didn't care. SO brother joined them for a while and they talked while we ate...stupid.So anyways we left just when his colleagues left. So we went home lah what you expect? by the way his boss quite chio. XD

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yesterday my father's birthday(part 1)

So my father's birthday was yesterday so that's why I didn't write a post. . My parents and I went out the whole day, shopping and eating and shopping and eating. Okay so lets start in the afternoon where we had lunch. Since we want to eat something special on his birthday. we decided to eat pizza...so we went anchorpoint to eat pizza. the stall is called "pizza pazza" and the name of that store suggestes it all. they sell wonderful pizzas. especially the chicken pizza. And furthermore it sells in the kopitiam and when I fist heard of it I was like. "whut. people sell pizzas in the kopitiam? wow" and at food court price of $13 to $15.I think its worth it. So you heard from me..."pizza pazza"...anchorpoint and vivocity too (also in the food court)they sell delicious italian food too.FYI
So after eating the pizza we shop at anchorpoint abd mum brought this hand bag but it doesn't look like a handbag. I brought a wallet as the wallet I brought a few months ago was in bad shape, father did not buy anything. later we went vivo. to do some TV hunting. my parents have been hunting down a TV for like the past few weeks and was unsucessful and they decided to try it in vivo. So while they hunt for their TV. I "hunted" for some games.I played some PSP games and some DS games. And I want to download the DS game called "dragblade" or something like that. looks fun to play...but the website I frequently downloaded games suddenly became forbidden...lousy website! after a very long time. yeessh! the TV hunting was successful. Its kinda funny though. at first my parents budget for buying the TV was $800...then suddenly it rose to $1100...then $1600 and finally...$2000 over dollars. but it is gonna be over 40 inches...At least its big.we can get the TV next month. so yay I think.
After that we went to buy clothes. So we enter the shop and boy the items there are fuckingly expensive. I saw this shirt, which is totally black,everywhere. No designs at all, not even a logo and it sells for $36. I was like "what the fuck! I could have just dump a plain T-shirt into a bucket of black paint and sell that shirt for $36!" I mean the prices are just so ridiculousy ridiculous. I also saw this shirt. rainbow coloured and it sells for $56... Oh come on, you spend $56 looking like a rainbow? but in the end I brought something from the store(yes I know) but mum's paying it and the shirt was comfy though. mum wanted to buy a skirt but dad just said no. dang it feels as though this was my birthday

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sometimes utube is weird and a pregnant man

So I browsed utube yesterday and since I'm a member of utube,they give me recommended vids. there are two vids and the first one is breastfeeding...Now why do I fucking need to watch a baby suckling to a woman's c-cupped breast sucking up breast milk?firstly I'm a guy and I don have breast so I don need to learn how to breast feed and secondly, I am definately not gonna give birth to babies...that's until I saw the second vid recommended to me.

Dude wicked, someone male in the world is actually pregnant!!!cool. So this guy,probably an ABC(american born chinese) is 4 months old with a baby in his belly! this video is an extract from a documentery. and that guy probably gave birth alredy. Finally a guy who gave birth. I mean how many males in the world wants to give birth...let alone thinking bout giving birth. So this guy Mr lee ming wei wanted to literally experience the pains and joys of having a baby. So he did an operation. Wow people would go to extremes to satisfy their desires. And I am also wondering bout something. does it hurt.I mean women have the right "tools "to give birth, not men. And I read the comments on the website. http://www.malepregnancy.com/, and the comments are very,very different. there are hate comments like that person is going to hell. he has done an evil deed. and on the other hand, there are comments that supports his pregnancy. So I was wondering whats your view on male pregnancy. I'm not against or into this practice but the haters have a point that pretty much makes sense. in the first place, this is an experiment for males to have babies. And when the child is born. he or she is sort of "special" but the child is just a test result. Won't it be so sad. if the child discovers that he or she is just a experiment for science. the child will get bullied or teased or get isolated won't it be sad. that poor child. but nevertheless.its kinda interesting to get males pregnant. I also feel that everyone should experience the joys of motherhood. well I may not want to get pregnant though. And I can predict that in the future, there will be more males waning to get pregnant...the thought of that fucking freaks me out.

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I hate the singapore contests!

H've you seen the superband grand finals yesterday? well I watched it with my mum cause she force me to. If she did not force me to...I would not watch it. And the winner is the rabbits, "tu zi". yay,rabbits rock! but seriously I think these talent shows in singapore just don cut it. cause in the first place. the people vote for the contestants. and the vote costs 60 cents per call...60 fucking cents! its so expensive! my mother said that the produces areusing the contestants to earn money and I totally agreed with her. whats worse, the more people in the group, the more friends they have and the more they can vote for their team. this is so unfair to people who have fewer people in their group. and its so unfair for people who have so much talent but get ousted quickly in the show because there's nobody voting for them. for example the singapore idol, mathilda D Silva I think. She has so much talent and before you knew it, she got voted out before you can say "oh my fucking god she GOT FUCKING VOTED OUT!" And another example is the person called "Victor Tang" in "live the dream". I never watched the whole series but "ken lim" said he is probably the worst contestant to make it to the finals, that's what I read.So how can a person like that ever enter into the finals?because of votes. And besides I don think that people excluding the fan club people would vote. Vote for what, you are just gonna waste your 60 cents in the end. I neva voted before in my entire life (except for once) and they contestant didn't even enter into the next round. Stupid lousy pish-posh! wasted my 60 cents for nothing. and I think the contestants will take this situation for granted. why pratice so much when all your friends are voting for you and you can guarantee a spot in the next round?I don think they pratice enough though.
and what I hate bout singapore contest is the audience.If you are coming to support your fellow friends, at least have the decency to scream as loud as you can, it will give your friends the confidence and they will perform twice as much better. When I was watching TV yesterday when the teams were just screaming their lungs out and almost close to no sound appeared from the audience. Oh come on they have to sing four songs, you only need to vote...at least scream as loud as you can. then the performers will be singing louder and louder to compete with the audience. this is how superbands should be I think.
And to close up this post, I shall tell you how I can improve the competition if I am the producer. If I am the producer of any competition show. I would care about the contestants future and not care bout money.I will only let the judges vote till the end cause they know which teams are better and every team will be trying their best. Until the final three or four teams have been chosen, where all the teams are the best of the best, then I will allow voting. the voting will be 10 to 20 cents. so more votes can be taken in. And since all the teams are the best of the best. their performance will surely rock the whole stage. and the competition will be so intense.and besides everyone can save up money to vote.

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this world is fucking sick!!!!!!

If you have seen this blog "two vids that are pretty much fucked up". And thought that how low can the people go...they can.
SO let me tell you something bout the vid I have seen a few days ago, let's just call that video "C...ed". I know this vid through utube cause people are doind the reaction videos to it and they screamed a hell lot. So I though, "what the heck" and I saw it and let me tell you this...THAT IS THE MOST SICKEST SHIT I HAVE EVERRRRRR SEEN,AND WILL BE THE ONLY SICKEST SHIT I WILL EVA SEE! I can't even describe what I saw. Words can't even express this kind of faggoted activity. At first I though the person in that vid was just doing some circumcision...(if you know what that word is, you probably got the whole concept) until I saw the most gorest parts i have ever seen in my 17 and a half years of my life! He did something to "it" and when he did it, I just threw myself out of my room. I was watching the rest of the vid while hanging on to the doorframe, gagging like shit and I was like "oh no, please don't. oh my fucking god are you really shitting me!?".C...ed is the shit. it is so fucking disgusting that when I saw it the second time,(I have no idea why). I still react the same way I did the first time. the way he tied the object, the way he chops the object off, the way he squeezes that motherfucker out. Worse I even heard that this activity was a sport as though it was an olympics!and those people would get a gold silver bronze out of it...Oh fuck those people. those people will be burning in hell. I would rather see girls doing this and that into a cup then to see that ever again. If you know what I'm saying but you haven't saw it yet, I really urged you to NOT see that vid...even if you are a girl. Guys, don even think of seeing it

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People nowadays are just pussies and fuckers...and psychotic

write-outs to the other blogs I know

Okay so I don know why I can't link to other peoples blog so I will just write-out the other blogs I know

http://www.woshisim.blogspot.com/
http://www.woshijiaxin.blogspot.com/
http://www.loveszhenyi.blogspot.com/
http://www.serenesweet.blogspot.com/

hey wa da ya know? it turned into links. so enjoy looking into their blogs(click the first one! click the first one! he read my blog bout the cat story and I was psyched!)Also to be updated :)

Probably the most shortest blog I will ever write

So someone suggested I wrote a shorter blog cause the blogs I wrote are so FUCKING LONG. like its gonna kill me if I wrote a very long blog. so I don know this will probably the only blog that will be short(this pragraph is not counted in the blog!)real blog below.

haha...hehe..fuck off...good bye!

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crazy names from hongkongners and special names

So I read 8days yesterday and it was the name rating issue. it was so funny especially an article in that issue bout people in hongkong naming themselves ridiculous names. come to think of it, did you realise that the most ridiculous names comes from hongkong? why do they name themselves names like "chlorophyll" or "mosquito"?.Is it because their skin colour is green and they make food from sunlight or do they suck blood from people?
weird yet funny names includes,( I shall explain them one by one )" pubic "(you should probably know what this is), then comes this name( actually this name isn't weird or funny, but this person clearly does not know what in stall for him) okay his surname is "ho", and his english name is "mega". Put them together and it becomes "mega ho". If you don know what a ho is... its a hooker or a prostitude for short. So what he is trying to tell you is that he is the biggest hooker in the world...I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OUT! and the next name is even more funnier...its called "pussy"I too fucking laughed my ass out. I mean why are you scolding yr own self? the girl thought it was called "cat" but luckily she did not know the other defination for that word. she will be crushed. I could imagine if she went to america to audition for american idol. and simon will be like. "okay tell me your name." and the girl will be saying ," okay my name is "pussy ___" and paula and randy will be laughing their shit out. and when she left the room. all the three judges will be laughing their ass off. and imagine if she got to the finals. and Ryan will be like " let's give it up for pussy ___" and instead of cheering, it will be non-stop laughing I can bet. There's another guy's name called "hymen". At first I thought it was an okay name...until I checked the dictionary... If you don hnow what hymen is ... its actually the inner skin of the VAGINA closing up the gap (in another way its the skin that seals the women's vagina before she breaks her virginity. I bursted out a blast of of air after I saw that defination and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK! why does this guy want to name himself a part from a vagina?this is so fucking funny!". okay enough from hong kong, weird names comes from all over the world too.
Okay this few names I swear that this is true(because 8days swore this is true!) this name is in hongkong. its called "Abcd" or " absody"( talk bout knowing your alphabets). then there's another name from HK called "curry". (his parents must love curry so much ). and boy you do love HK for naming the weirdest names the next name is called "finger" (really this is the name). let's just hope that he or she isn't the middle child of five siblings. in china there's a name called "itchy" ( is he always itching around?). the next name is in our homeland singapore called "jujube". (does his or her parents loves red dates so much, they called her jujube?). also from singapore is the name "qwerty".( I think the parents don have have any creativity and then they just stared at the keyboard one day and found this "qwerty" on the keyboard stare at your keyboard and you will easily spot this "qwerty", this must be the most ridiculoue singaporean name ever!)and also in singapore a name called "suparman"(hey I know this name. A student in my previous school had this name. looks like he loves superheroes cause his name is called "batman bin suparman. "really...seriously") and in thailand there's a name called "tiramisu" ( must love tiramisu) there are more names but I don want to explain it all.
I may not have a english name but who knows I may get one someday. If I had a kid. I would love to called him or her a ridiculous name too haha...

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