crazy names from hongkongners and special names

So I read 8days yesterday and it was the name rating issue. it was so funny especially an article in that issue bout people in hongkong naming themselves ridiculous names. come to think of it, did you realise that the most ridiculous names comes from hongkong? why do they name themselves names like "chlorophyll" or "mosquito"?.Is it because their skin colour is green and they make food from sunlight or do they suck blood from people?
weird yet funny names includes,( I shall explain them one by one )" pubic "(you should probably know what this is), then comes this name( actually this name isn't weird or funny, but this person clearly does not know what in stall for him) okay his surname is "ho", and his english name is "mega". Put them together and it becomes "mega ho". If you don know what a ho is... its a hooker or a prostitude for short. So what he is trying to tell you is that he is the biggest hooker in the world...I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OUT! and the next name is even more funnier...its called "pussy"I too fucking laughed my ass out. I mean why are you scolding yr own self? the girl thought it was called "cat" but luckily she did not know the other defination for that word. she will be crushed. I could imagine if she went to america to audition for american idol. and simon will be like. "okay tell me your name." and the girl will be saying ," okay my name is "pussy ___" and paula and randy will be laughing their shit out. and when she left the room. all the three judges will be laughing their ass off. and imagine if she got to the finals. and Ryan will be like " let's give it up for pussy ___" and instead of cheering, it will be non-stop laughing I can bet. There's another guy's name called "hymen". At first I thought it was an okay name...until I checked the dictionary... If you don hnow what hymen is ... its actually the inner skin of the VAGINA closing up the gap (in another way its the skin that seals the women's vagina before she breaks her virginity. I bursted out a blast of of air after I saw that defination and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK! why does this guy want to name himself a part from a vagina?this is so fucking funny!". okay enough from hong kong, weird names comes from all over the world too.
Okay this few names I swear that this is true(because 8days swore this is true!) this name is in hongkong. its called "Abcd" or " absody"( talk bout knowing your alphabets). then there's another name from HK called "curry". (his parents must love curry so much ). and boy you do love HK for naming the weirdest names the next name is called "finger" (really this is the name). let's just hope that he or she isn't the middle child of five siblings. in china there's a name called "itchy" ( is he always itching around?). the next name is in our homeland singapore called "jujube". (does his or her parents loves red dates so much, they called her jujube?). also from singapore is the name "qwerty".( I think the parents don have have any creativity and then they just stared at the keyboard one day and found this "qwerty" on the keyboard stare at your keyboard and you will easily spot this "qwerty", this must be the most ridiculoue singaporean name ever!)and also in singapore a name called "suparman"(hey I know this name. A student in my previous school had this name. looks like he loves superheroes cause his name is called "batman bin suparman. "really...seriously") and in thailand there's a name called "tiramisu" ( must love tiramisu) there are more names but I don want to explain it all.
I may not have a english name but who knows I may get one someday. If I had a kid. I would love to called him or her a ridiculous name too haha...

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F1, the amazing race and how to lose weight

have you seen the Fl yesterday?do you like it? well I sort of maybe.I mean why watch bout 20 cars just zoop pass your face when you can watch it on TV? If you have went there, you probably would have just smelled the exhaust gas from the racecars and it will probably be very fucking noisy there. I rarely see grand prixs but...this round is in FUCKING singapore! So what the heck I watched it and it was fabulous! the drama, the anxiety, the way the race turned out. it was just spectauclar. the car which just drove off with the fuel hose still attached to it ( I think ot was massa) I think it was karma. who would knew that he came from first to almost last. (imagine the people who betted on him, they would just tear their tickets on the spot).you know what woud be ridiculously funny. If Massa won that that race and a person who thought it would be impossible for massa to win and he tear that winning ticket. I will try to do a renactment.
So this person saw that massa was last and he's like " OH FUCKING SHIT HE'S LAST!! BECAUSE HE HAD HIS STUPID HOSE STUCK ON! THIS SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!" Then he shredded the ticket in pieces out of anger and then the commentator said " this just in, massa turned the tables and won the whole grand prix!!!!" and the person would stare at the flurry of a once winning ticket and he will be muttering something like."Oh......ffffuck"
I forgot who won the race but he was from the 15th spot and he jump immeadiately to the 1st place! talk about the damnest of luck. that was fucking super lucky for him.
so after 4 years I heard that singapore is hosting another grand prix. so good luck thats all I could say.
the amazing race starts todays yeah!!! I love the amazing race more than survivor. I've seen the first episode in the morning and they have the usual couples, friends, husband and wife and elderlies. I don know why but I always support elderly people in the amazing race... want them to win. SO its a pity the elderly group got eliminated in the first episode and besides, THEY ARE BEE KEEPERS! I know its stupid. I would love to see the next few episodes of the amazing race! and by the way if you are fat and want to lose weight, go drive a racecar you shed off the kilos after a race...that's unless you don crash and burn

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things that fucking piss me off

okay there are so many things that piss me off...well not really. But there are some things that's really freaking annoying to me.

I hate people who are hypocrites, those people who talks sweet things to you then stabs you in the back. Well I don think anyone ever backstabed me before...but I do hate them. Fuck you all hypocrites!

Secondly I hate those juniors that don respect me as a senior...Imean they treat me like some stupid idiot. Especially the one person which I think is the most, irritating,annoying(not to mention slutty) person I have ever met. He just won't shut his mouth up when he sees me. I always feel disturbed and disgusted when I heard him talking shit to me. it clearly means something to me, this person dosen't respect me at all, not just as a senior...but as an individual too. that's why when I see him, It wil be like "oh god, its that person again" he is that irritating.another person which is younger than me which I don like much also does not respect me at all. Well he talks like he is some big shot and probalby looks downs on me, always treats me like some small guy. I don even like him at all. so fuck both of them!

okay so the third person I hate is this person I work with before. that person is so bitchy and annoying. So whenever he scolds me(for no apparent reason) I always scold that person bitch. its like whenever I am talking to my friend bout stuff and like out of the blue that peraon will be bitching in front of my face and I will be like muttering bitch to him everyday. SO FUCKING annoying!... this world is filled with bitches and basturds!

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the two vids that's pretty much fucked up

Wah long time no write blog alredy!!!
Ok today I'm gonna discuss bout the vids that I saw last friday... lets just call the first vid "chocolate eaters" . Okay last thursday I am surfing utube and I saw a vid in fluffee talks bout this show and it was ebtitled " "chocolate eaters" is for pansies"( if you watched this vid already you shold know wat I'm talking bout) and I watched fluffee and probably his friends gagged and cussed at this "chocolate eaters" vid and this really made me want to look at this vid. the next day... I watched it. So at first I thought it was some bad-ass porn vid and I didn't want to look at it so I took my pillow and tried to block my sight as I was scared but I still want to look at it. at first it was a little porny... then the later parts are all fucked up. I mean that vid was worser than bad-ass porn! I mean if it was porn, the guys will be horny but this video just was too degrading.
Okay so after I watched this vid, I when back to utube and watched the reactions of the people who watched"chocolate eaters" are hilarious they were like screaming like bitches and pussies or they will laugh until they cry or they gagged. kinda funny cause in the first place if you watch it you will feel disgusted... but if you watch other people seeing this video, its fucking hilarious!
Ok! if you thought that was the end there's more, let's just call the second vid "motherfuckers". SO in the midst of the people's reactions for " chocolate eaters", there are also some vids bout people reactions whan seeing "motherfuckers"so I watched the reacations and it gets worse. so I too watched it and I coud say that...THAT WAS FUCKING WORSE THAN "CHOCOLATE EATERS"! and I was like " how the fuck can people think of such things and worse post it as a video? this is so idiotic." It is so degrading for the world now and these motherfuckers had to be included on to the world's sad plight? ( if you don't know wat I'm saying... me neither). If you know these videos but have not seen it, I urged you not to see it because why? your eyes will cry out blood!

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if you want to see these videos than I had no choice. the videos are.........................................................................................don't tell you leh

Fucking scared yesterday!!!!!

so it was yesterday nite when I was at home and my brother came home and he was like talking to me because I was asking him about some game thing. so he was like " you know why? its because you do not have the rigth OS installed...Oh my god! what happened to your eye?its all red!" So I thought that was just a sore eye nothing special well heck I get sore eyes most of the time. So I checked myself in the mirror and I soon knew what he is talking bout. A blackish, red stain covered part of the cornea! and I was like "what the fuck!" and I was freaking out. And I was like "mum I'm going blind"and I was scared because i have not got blood in my eyes before.So my father massaged my leg at the places my eyes corresponds and my eyes and they hurt like hell. It was as though he pinched into my bone and flesh and I was like fucking screaming "oh god just kill me! just kill me!" So what to do, I had no choice but to scream like a pussy. and so we had this radiating semi-dome in our home and i was just "what the heck and I just rested and I clearly seeing double vision and I freak out again. And in the end, I slept with a bloody eye.
The next day ( which is today ) I went to doctor, the doctor says its just a rupture of a blood vessle in the eye and it will recover in a few days and I was like "thank god". I thought I was blind for a moment....I won't mind wearing an eye patch foreva, that will be cool!=)

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things that pisses me off...in pokemonDnP(diamond and pearl)

So I know that people seeing this blog will be saying "kupo,you are probably too big to be watching this show" but just to let you know I don care bout this, I just want to voice my opinion bout this show.
So this is the, I don know...maybe the tenth season of pokemon. where ash enter the sinnoh league. So what I like this season is that it is more"darker" then the past nine seasons and probably more better than the hoenn region and battle frontier series which is more "happy go luckier" . Why? because the past few series, the storyline is so predictable, you would know what the characters are thinking, you probably know what they are gonna do, but there are some emotional parts thought. the sinnoh league series is much better I think because Even though the storyline is pretty much predictable. but this time there's an extra punch in it, there are lots of twist and turns which make a whole lota difference in this series than the other ones. So enough said bout the good things in this series, let me discuss the things that pisses me off in pokemon D n P
The characters pisses me off a lot. Especially the new rival...named "Paul". He's like the most ham-sup character in all the entire seasons added together. No offence but I like his battle style, the way he pwns ash's ass in pokemon battles and the way he treats pokemon, I mean thats what we do when we play PKMN. we either release weak pokemon or ignore them completly. So he's just like an ordinary trainer,but this guy really have some issues. there's one episode where he fight's ash and he was like saying," oh you are pathetic" so many times, I couldn't even count how many times he said that word "pathetic". Oh come on!we already that ash is pathetic, can you say anything else other then pathetic? And I hate it when he talks cock and bullshits after a battle phase and I was always tempted to go next to the tv and scream"PAUL!SHUT THE FUCK UP, QUIT YOUR YAPPING AND FIGHT ASH LIKE A MAN! YOU SON OF A BITCH!".
I mean paul suck as a rival, though he's a more badass and kickass trainer than ash in any means posssible. but I really think he's not cut out to be a rival. I mean look at Gary, the previous rival of ash. At least gary has much more charisma. and I can tell that when ash and gary are fighting together, they enjoy it. and their pokemon are telling a story together and gary sure knows how to act proud and smile unlike paul. Paul has this dirty perveted smile when he feels evil. It fucking freaks me out.(and by the way you realised something? paul looks a little like brandon in the battle frontier).
the other thing that I hate is dawn. I hate her saying "spotlight"when she is showcasing her pokemon. I mean can't she just throw her balls out properly without saying "spotlight"? That's so fucking retarded. And I feel so frustrated for how she could defeat may in one episode in DP, that's so fucking unfair for May. I mean May has more experience than dawn and she lost to a penguin?Aw(feeling digusted)...that's so fucking unfair! May would probably be smiling to dawn but I think that she is cursing Dawn "fuck you bitch, I'm gonna get you." It would be interesting to see both May and Dawn in a catfight though...

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the shout(write)out continues pt2(the AGK!)

So who is this AGK? why he's the "angry german kid" and boy he has some issues.
So he has this attitude problem and behaves like a retard. Activites includes. Screaming verbal languages to the computer, dancing like an idiot in front of the computer, pounding his keyboard away and his signature move, the keyboard smashing. He would suddenly be like dancing halfway and then scream his ass off and then he will go off crying like a baby or something like that.
Well apparently he is so popular in utube, evrybody seems to want to do spoofs of him of anything and boy are those spoofs fucking retarded and funny. it ranges from video games to even "Hannah Montana",imagine people to be so creative nowadays
People say he's just a normal person who just wants to do this and that he's a very good actor. But clearly I think he's just a guy with serious down-syndrome. I mean who would want to act as a retard screaming like a bitch, must have a screw loose in his head, a cuckoo to be precise. So anyways if you want to see his vids and his other spoofs, I advise you to see the original one before you see the others to really know what he is talking about. The original video is funny, but the spoofs are really more funnier.
So you heard from me, to see this idiotic ,retarded person in action, type in just "AGK" or "angry german kid"and see this sadist shout his ass off in front of the computer

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a cat just followed me...for fuck's sake!!!!!!

a cat just followed me.!for fucks sake!!!!!!
So it happened just now around probably 8:30. sp I have just finished my morning jog and I just bout to get home and I was at my neighbourhood when I saw a cat just idleing in a corner. So people who are close to me all know that I really love cats I would just turn crazy( that's why I also called myself cat crazy!). So I know that you would all say "big deal, I have so much freaking cats in my neighbour, why's yours special?". So anyways, this cat is pure black and since I don't want to get back home early, I decided to accompany the cat for a while. As I walked closer to the cat, it was like purring at me. not wanting to get close to me. And then suddenly it moves next to me and brushes his body against me. And this wasn't new to me because some cats that I met also did brush against their body against me but this cat just kept brushing and rubbing and purring at me. He even laid his head on my shoe! and this was new to me because cats have never laid their faces on my shoe before so I was like "OH CRAP". So he keeps rubbing on me and I was getting frighten as I don know he keeps staring at me. Probably waiting for a good time to bite my balls off. REALLY! SERIOUSLY! he keeps eyeing my balls! I was afraid that he was really aiming at me like he going to "meow, meow ,meow, reow!" but anyways he didn't attack...probably wants to pass his fleas to me.
So after all that playing, it was time for me to go.but the cat was all meowly as I walked a few steps, he follows me and does his body brushing to my legs.(he must really love my legs). So then I was thinking I am in deep shit because this cat is following me wherever I go like he has fallen in love with me! So I was like "oh shit oh shit" I can't keep him at my home even though I had an expirence with keeping a cat (so last last time this cat was like outside my corridor and I scoop it up and brought it back home all was going well until it shitted behind the tv set the next day so I was pretty much screwwd)and besides,mum will freak out. And like she said. I could barely take care of myself,. furthermore take care of a cat? and they frequently shed their fur. So he was following me home and I walked quickly leaving the cat but as I want to look at him for the last time, he was like eyes suddenly popped out and he was like so relived to see me but I just waved to him and wnet home. So this was it... Well duh what do you think I would do, stomp on it?

the things bout nat ho(sory)

so I was watching 8-days and I always view the "boos and bravos" section ( I always love this segment") so I was looking into this section, looking who got booed and bravoed and in the midst of all the bravos, there was a booed article which featured nat ho in the recent science show.
now I was thinking." Come to think of it, why does nat ho get so much of those local commercials, advertisements and events. Its like every freaking local commercial or show... he is on. and by the way I'm not critisizing nat but I am clearly stating the facts.i don know why he has so much commercials and stuff like that. I think there's only three theorys behind this. Number 1. He wants publicity, 2. he owns the loansharks a heck of a lota money and he wants a lot of shows so he could earn a lot of money and payback all his debts...he gets paid right? If not, there pretty much sums up the third theory, he must really love his job. So now a science show? now he's breaking into the science world? Wow he must be ambitious. Even 8-days called him a himbo.
I mean being ambitious isn't much of a bad thing. you want to dig into new things everyday. you probably don want to do the same thing all the time, its meaningless. but if you are ambitious and dig your way through any genre like sciences, love, animals...probably sex. wouldn't it be so frustrating to see the same person again and again? for example, someone sees this actor on the tv doing sex and stuff like that and then suddenly after the show, the next program appears and the same person is the host doing a let's say animal video show. that's pretty awkward to me. I mean you perform some kinky sex with someone and then the next show, you talk bout animals and how cutesy they are? that's downright weird to me. I don know bout you all but I think nat should focus on a genre he likes and work his way up from that place. so this is my opinion(don fucking badmouth me)

all bout FLUFFEE pt1.2

13sept
RE:FLUFFEE's topic continues(WARNING! in this part of my blog, I sort of portray fluffee as a retard, so fluffee fans who gets offended by this and scolds me...I don't know , maybe I deserve a bashing.
All right, Part 2 is all about digging deeper into fluffee. So I was watching his videos and was wondering, why is fluffee...called fluffee? Is it because this name is cutesy or stuff like that? I mean in the first place, how does he get such a name? So here's my theory about his name "fluffee".(Before I start I would like to tell you that my theory is not to be taken seriously) So it begins like this, I think this person is called fluffee talks because his name starts with a "F" and ends with a "T" (I don't know how I thought of that so please don't question) So he will be saying,"dude I gotta think of a name that's starts with a "F" and he can't think of anything else. He was on his thinking chair staring into the skies when his pet cat came along (Yes he has a cat) and he was like " Come here, sit on your master's lap," and he began to stroke his fur."oh you are so warm, cute and fluffy...hey I know, how about " fluffee".AS the big gear in his mid starts ticking. so he shooed the cat away and began to think the "T". "what would be appropriate for the letter T, I got the "F" already but what about the "T"? Must be some activity.I am doing. After some time he thought of two things that starts with the letter "T". " All fight its either :"TIPS" or "TALKS". SO fluffee tips?... HELL I don't tip anyone, so if I'm called FLUFFEE TIPS, maybe I could give people tips on their life like how to get along with their friends. Or maybe I could teach them about drugs and weed or best I could could teach them how to ENLARGE THEIR PENIS!" and he was like "Yeah"
And he thought of another possibility. "how about "FLUFFEE TALKS"? Because I'm a internet talk show host and I will be just like talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and cussing and talking and talking.and besides I look like some gay teaching people. So its settled then, IT'S FREAKING FLUFFEE TALKS!" So this is my theory(which only stupid people would belive).
Another thing I was wondering was his real name, well since he did so many shows without revealing his name, it keeeps the anticipation, So I was thinking like, I think we should give him some space I mean he has been giving his personal information to everyone. Okay his name. In the first place, I think that his name is kinda like a long weird name which I don't any examples of it...or maybe his name is like a small kiddie name or an embarassing name. So I can't guess what his name is...probably "Timmy"...or "Dick"

shout out to vids in utube(all bout fluffeePT1)

12sept
RE:Videos on youtube which I wanted to shout(write)-out. Pt 1 (All about FLUFFEE TALKS)
Okay so last time I said I was going to talk about "FLUFFEE TALKS". Well in the first place, I was gonna do a shout-out to FLUFFEE but since this is a blog and blogs don't shout, I was thinking of doing a "write-out" of him instead.
So how did I see his vids on youtube? So I was vid surfing on youtube as I had nothing to do, then suddenly my mind was thinking about the word "penis". So I typed in the word "penis" and the mass of videos appeared. And then I saw a video entitled"how to enlarge your penis...maybe. and also my 100TH video"and I was like "dude that's sick, which psycho would want to teach someone how to enlarge their penises, thats like freaking crazy." And when I saw that it was his hundredth video, Again I was like "dude, you talk about penises and other penis related stuff for all your past 99 videos! that's just sick. I mean what is so good to talk about a penis? I mean I know that all guys have it and it passes out urine and semen and you use it to manhandle the ladies and guys will just cry and squeal like a pussy if they got hit in the nuts. (I know because I'm a guy and I got hit in the nuts before so if you laugh at me because of this ... FUCK YOU!!!) . Before I continue, you guys would probably comment that "well its you who typed in "penis"in the first place, ain't you more sicker and perverted than that person. Well for your information, I DON'T CARE!!! So anyways I was like "what the heck" and I watched his videos and pretty soon I was changing my point of view on him. Okay in the first place, that video did not teach you how to enlarge your penis(thank god!). So basicly "FLUFFEE TALKS" is a internet talk show which is mostly digging into the news. Well I could say he is down right funny, from the start to the end. Wearing that signature woolen hat with the words "FLUFFEE" imprinted on it. I mean this guy's stand-up jokes were so funny, I think he was born to do stand-up. Plus his one-man shows, they were simply hilarious. So sometimes he starts his video with a topic and then he talks about that story. And sometimes he just do spoofs about something else. And sometimes its just about his life he wants to share with everyone.
I like his videos because he knows what he is talking about. And he certainly knows how to make his videos funny. And after all, he is still 100 percent human. (even though people say he's high when he does his videos which I'm not sure whether its true) What I meant is that sometimes he is insensitive to some topics in his videos and sometimes he feels so emotional to what he is saying like for example the topic that he recently discussed, "the father who raped his 5 month old baby". He was like just lashing out to the father and he was like going "FUCK YOU! FUCK HIM!FUCK THIS!FUCK THAT!" With that much cussing in the video, that pretty much sums up everthing(and by the way loves how he tightens his lips together and scrunches his eyes together while shaking his head in the first part of his 103th video. I felt like that was a golden moment which I could never forget easily)
So why must I insist you look upon his videos? Well in the first place, you gotta love someone who names himself "fluffee". I mean you would have won half a battle with that name. He could have called himself some cocky name or (his name)rocks, but no it's just fluffee talks. And besides with so much sadistic humor, action and LOLs you can possibly say when you watch his videos, who couldn't resist saying LOLs all the time? Maybe you don't but I do!!! So you heard from me, if you want to watch his videos, type "fluffee talks" or just "fluffee" or if you want to start looking into his videos like the way I did, type in penis and click" how to enlarge your penis ...maybe. also my 100th video"(and let all the mayhem and misunderstanding arise!!!!!)and if you like his videos , you can also subscribe to him if you want to.(Dang I feel like a commercial advertising him!!!!) XP

Gungho yet retarded criminals

11sept
RE:Gungho yet dumbest criminals!
So I was watching TV this afternoon abd I watched "the world's most amazing videos" because I had nothing better to do. So then a video showed up and it was a group of fucking badass people. They were like robbing a convience store at three in the morning. So they were Gungho and they wanted money. So what do they do? They drive a pickup truck next to the entrance of the convience store and the robbers were like smashing the entrance and they hooked an anchor to an ATM machine and just drive off. Yanking the ATM machine off its foundation. Well its was sort of flawless, except for the broken glass and the missing ATM machine. At first I sort fo think that there were smart, then when the commentator said something which made me agree with him, they were fucking morons!!!. I mean even if this was just a convience store, there's bound to be security cameras installed in the shop, they should have fucking smash the cameras and best, take the cameras and sell them, this will probably rake in some extra cash. the cameras not only picked up their faces but they didn't even cover up the licence plate and it was like flashing its number in front of the camera. That's like a person flashing his butt in front of a live studio audience without him knowing. And because of this stupidity, they were caught quickly, probably by onlookers. I mean even it's 3 in the morning, there should by people doing the nightshift and they probably stare at the truck drive by with a freaking ATM machine hanging for dear life behind. That's fucking crazy and stupid. If I'm going to give an award to those guys, the award will probably be the " smart yet retarted award ".

the things I did before an exam

11 sept
RE: What I did on the eve of the exam and today
Oh my god! The exam's tommorrow and Ididn't study for the past 5 months?...Ah fuck it!
So yesterday was the eve of my last paper, MME, all about the computer software like flash and photoshop. Well I did not even study that much for the past five months, just slacking off, doing nothing. So when yesterday was the eve of th exam, I was still chilling out. Well ever since I gotten my new computer I was like hooked up to the computer espically to youtube. So I was thinking, should I study or should I watch a little youtube? then it was clear...YOUTUBE. And so I was like "hey, one freaking video and its gone for me. But then I find myself watching video after video. I was watching FLUFFEE TALKS on youtube all day. If you don't know him at all, its about time to you all got to know him. (I will explain who he is later but now its my story so let's continue).
So it was like 8pm and I haven't even flip through a page to study yet. and then the tuesday shows like "CALEFARE" started and I sorted liked the show so I sticked around to watch. After the show, its time for another sitcom"first class" so what the heck, I watched the show but this time, I did at least flip through some of my notes but didn't memorise them. then later after sitcom "first class". Just as I was about to off the TV, just for gags showed! it was like freaking hell I love that show!and whats best, its the whole episode not those 10 to 15 minute shows of just for gags... it was the fucking entire show! I mean if you are gonna watch someody get kick ass by the actor, why not stay and watch to the end? So I watched just for gags and laughed the shit out of me for another thirty minutes. After the show ended, I felt freaking hot and stuffy so I shited and went for a bath. That took like 15 minutes, as my computer was still on I actually wanted to look on to internet notes.but suddenly the youtybe curse fell onto me again and so at around 9:30, I was watching FLUFFEE TALKS... again until ten until I realised another sitcom "the noose" is on already and it is its first episode of its second freaking season!and belive it or not, I also like "the noose". ( and by the way, channel 5 despicable yesterday!)so I reluctantly watched "the noose"until the end and then my brother comes back from from work and this is a bad thing because he shares the internet with me. And whenever he's home, he needs the computer and then now i'm without a computer so I was like who cares and I went to sleep.
It was about two in the morning when I woke up but I slept till two thirty and I drowsily woke up and forced myself to study. Until four in the morning so I basically got all the information right so I went to watch youtube...again and I swore I DID NOT watch FLUFFEE TALKS for that period of time. Its not like i'm attracted to him okay!. But anyways I watched puzzle bubble for an hour and a half. Around 5:30, I wrote down the last few notes and I went back to sleep around 6 in the morning. then at school, I was comparing notes with my friends and they were like. "oh my god its like so freaking stress today!" So I more or less joined in the complaining too.
So later at 11 the exam started and I was like flipping through the question paper annd I can answer the first two question I was like yeah so far so good. Then after the first two questions I was like " skip...skip...skip...Wait in know this... no I don't...skip...skip...skip", until I saw this one particular question that writes, "what does it mean by "not enough gamut" for the picture"( I think this is what the question was about because I don't remember anything about exam questions ever after the exam) and so I was like..."WHAT THE FUCK!!!" you tell me what is a gamut? No, it should be me thats saying what the fucking hell is a gamut. Of course I exclaimed in my mind or else it would have to be pretty embarassing if I shouted inside the school hall. So anyways I was like thinking cuss lines while I stared at that question "what the fuck."I muttered a little. Like hell I didn't even know this word even existed until it popped out of my question paper just now.
So in the end I pretty much screwed up the whole paper. Boy I can't wait to get back my results for that paper, it will be the blast

comments on jack neo movies(and it wasn't that good: ( )

8 SEPT
Watching a Singaporean film is just like marking a mediocre composition. Especially in Jack Neo's movie which I think it is not good enough. I have watched this movie last Friday, 5 Sept. Even my mum feels that it was lousy. the current box office hit which is Jack Neo's "money no enough 2", a remake of 1998's original "money no enough". As the title suggests. It is supposingly talking about the tight money constraints in each and every citizen of singapore. Firstly I don't want to explain the whole story because it is too damn long. It beats around the bush about money problems and I don't get Jack, I mean why must he make the movie so drastic and complicated. I mean its always someone owning huge amounts of money to the loan sharks or owning debts. Its always the same thing, Its already cliched. And not to add salt to Jack wounds, no offence but I think his movies are getting lousier and lousier(if there's even such a word called "lousier").
Well let me talk about the jack's past movies like "i not stupid " and "i not stupid too". Especially the "i not stupid too" now I think that movie is worth watching because it talks about teens and kids these days, is it the parents or the education to blame?and I think that movie is more original because it covers all the points and facts about teenagers and children nowadays and best of all the whole movie does not drift into other topics as it keeps on targeting the teens and children and the parents even, it gets it own fair share of humor and some dashes of emotional parts. Some people even cried. Yup this is probably one of the better works of Jack . And then comes "I do I do " the movie which presses the issues of love and relationships in singapore. I saw in the 8 days before its was probably rated 3 stars so it was still okay. Then in the later years, out came the movie "Just follow law". It is about two civil servants switching bodies with each other and having slapstick comedy and having issues about the government's "Black and white". I mean who couldn't resist soul switching movies between a man and a woman. Even though the movie was hilarious, it was rated 2 stars.( I'm pretty sure 8 days has their own reasons). And then a year later, out comes the dark black comedy about gangsters,"A long pte ltd" and boy you would love how 8 days rated it... not even a star! well at least its just half a star and it was better then nothing but that was just so bad. Well it means to say that half a star was just a "well at least he made such a satire movie"to show that "hey at least he(jack) tried to make a movie about gangsters but failed miserably". Imagine tens and thousands of loan sharks drawing their parangs wanting to slaughter Jack for such a lousy job showcasing them.
So back to my point, why are Jack's movies getting lousier and lousier? is it because of the storyboard? Like I said earlier, when doing a movie, the producer is just like a student handing up a composition to the teacher which in this place means us audiences. If I were a teacher marking Jack's "composition", I could have marked it as "out of point". Why ? think about it for example. Think about the "money no enough 2". Even if you have not seen this movie, the title alone suggest about the theme,"money involving Singapore citizens". And then suddenly in the middle of the movie ,the characters are suddenly in debt or are being chase or threatened by loan sharks because of money issues. This maybe money related, but Hell no! you have already drifted into another topic already, it isn't like everyone in Singapore owns the loan sharks. This is already an " A long pte ltd" story already and then in the end it focused a lot into motherhood. Which has even drifted further away from the main topic I mean Why are you talking about a mother's sad plight when in the first place ,it's about money involving everyone in Singapore?money and mothers aren't fucking related! Yes I did cry because it was damn right sad and pitiful for the poor old lady(and by the way, the character Jack is playing and his on set wife, SHAME ON YOU TWO!) I just don't get it. Maybe Jack needs compo lessons... and time management because the movie, like I said its too freaking long!!!Maybe it should have been renamed as "The long,sad,sad truth about elderly folks...and money".

the things I have written in the past few days

So before I got this blog I wrote on my wordpad on the things that really wanted to voiced my opinion and share it with the world. SO that's why I wanted a blog!( this is for someone who questions on why i wanted a blog) so enjoy!!!

Introduction

So hi this is kupo, this is my first time doing a blog. the reasons I'm doing this is to voice my opinion about the everyday things in my life(well duh this is what a blog is in the first place!). So everything I write in my blog is strictly a one sided opinion...from my view. So if you want to comment something really nasty to me because I offended you. you should probably SHUT THE FUCK UP! I do not want anyone badmouthing me because of the things I write. Also do expect my blogs to be long cause I've tons to write. So enjoy!!!