So I read 8days yesterday and it was the name rating issue. it was so funny especially an article in that issue bout people in hongkong naming themselves ridiculous names. come to think of it, did you realise that the most ridiculous names comes from hongkong? why do they name themselves names like "chlorophyll" or "mosquito"?.Is it because their skin colour is green and they make food from sunlight or do they suck blood from people?
weird yet funny names includes,( I shall explain them one by one )" pubic "(you should probably know what this is), then comes this name( actually this name isn't weird or funny, but this person clearly does not know what in stall for him) okay his surname is "ho", and his english name is "mega". Put them together and it becomes "mega ho". If you don know what a ho is... its a hooker or a prostitude for short. So what he is trying to tell you is that he is the biggest hooker in the world...I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OUT! and the next name is even more funnier...its called "pussy"I too fucking laughed my ass out. I mean why are you scolding yr own self? the girl thought it was called "cat" but luckily she did not know the other defination for that word. she will be crushed. I could imagine if she went to america to audition for american idol. and simon will be like. "okay tell me your name." and the girl will be saying ," okay my name is "pussy ___" and paula and randy will be laughing their shit out. and when she left the room. all the three judges will be laughing their ass off. and imagine if she got to the finals. and Ryan will be like " let's give it up for pussy ___" and instead of cheering, it will be non-stop laughing I can bet. There's another guy's name called "hymen". At first I thought it was an okay name...until I checked the dictionary... If you don hnow what hymen is ... its actually the inner skin of the VAGINA closing up the gap (in another way its the skin that seals the women's vagina before she breaks her virginity. I bursted out a blast of of air after I saw that defination and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK! why does this guy want to name himself a part from a vagina?this is so fucking funny!". okay enough from hong kong, weird names comes from all over the world too.
Okay this few names I swear that this is true(because 8days swore this is true!) this name is in hongkong. its called "Abcd" or " absody"( talk bout knowing your alphabets). then there's another name from HK called "curry". (his parents must love curry so much ). and boy you do love HK for naming the weirdest names the next name is called "finger" (really this is the name). let's just hope that he or she isn't the middle child of five siblings. in china there's a name called "itchy" ( is he always itching around?). the next name is in our homeland singapore called "jujube". (does his or her parents loves red dates so much, they called her jujube?). also from singapore is the name "qwerty".( I think the parents don have have any creativity and then they just stared at the keyboard one day and found this "qwerty" on the keyboard stare at your keyboard and you will easily spot this "qwerty", this must be the most ridiculoue singaporean name ever!)and also in singapore a name called "suparman"(hey I know this name. A student in my previous school had this name. looks like he loves superheroes cause his name is called "batman bin suparman. "really...seriously") and in thailand there's a name called "tiramisu" ( must love tiramisu) there are more names but I don want to explain it all.
I may not have a english name but who knows I may get one someday. If I had a kid. I would love to called him or her a ridiculous name too haha...
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