hiking in mt faber,happy deepavail,what do cats and milipedes have in common?

26oct

okay so today we went hiking. me my brother,parents, a cousin.the "woshisim"and his parent and a neighbour went to mt faber to hike.we decided to walk there since our house is located "quite" near to mt faber. And besides, my brother joined in the hike which is very rare indeed. he usually sticks in his room and almost neva comes out. So its a change and he brought his camera along in case he need to take a picture of something. Half an hour passed and he were at the foot of the mountain and we walked up.and then I saw the most peculiar dog I have eva seen. the dog is brown and quite short but the dog's fur is so big and puffy and he looks like a lion instead of a dog. So my mother talked to the person walking the dog. and then we continue our hike.

halfway to the summit, I suddenly saw a figure who looked like a cat but its actually a troop of monkeys and everyone was like looking at the monkeys. There was even a baby monkey clinging to the belly of the momma monkey. luckily brother brought the camera and he took a vid of the monkeys. So good I mean when can you actually see monkeys up close in singapore. I was a little scared though, the monkey looked like he was about to bite off my balls. Anyway we walked away and continue the hike.I try to write it short and sweet cause...who wants to heard bout my hiking trip! so bo liao!

My brother stupid one la. got camera don want to take nice picture of scenery, go and take picts of my mother's ass...and milipedes butt fucking each other!? two words...bo liao.

Aiyah enough of the trip so boring . So let's start to the next segment. HAPPY DEEPAVALI to everyone! so on the same day my parents went to yishun to visit her friend and then I saw something which is funny to me. In between a motorcycle and a car, I saw this cat lying on another cat...and that cat on top was "humping" the bottom cat. At first I did not know what the heck the cats are doing and then later I figure out have they did and I was like "oh my god cats are fucking each other!" a lot of cats are looking at them as the cat on top was spread out, eagle like on top of the the bottom cat and that cat was sort of raping the other cat in a slow and calm manner. It was freaking hilarious I just laughed and laughed. cats do it better.XD

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ah maths is today!!!!!

24 oct
today is my e-maths retake paper. so stressed. So my parents dropped me to the school where I must goto retake my paper "shelton international college".Once I entered the building,I immediately went to studyfor my paper.then when I saw all the students moving up, I was like "oh crap its time?",So I went up. I couldn't find my seat and I was like freaking out.Eventually I found my seat and I settled down. hey cutme some slack la first time retaking loh.Very sua ku a. So I sat on my seat...in the middle of the classroom and the paper started, I flipped open the pages and I was like " kay I can manage to do some of the questions, sort of "easy". I really don know the topics like "histogram" and the formula of finding the number of sides of the figure and the degree of angles of one angle of a figure. I did not study the"histogram" while I forgot the latter. got some I know but some I just guess only. I am happy with any mark I got cause in the first place, I did not study that much leh. and besides I counted the questions I left out, bout 12 to 13 marks(not counting the questions I did wrongly, hope there's minimum mistakes). As I figited around the classroom,the people were doing the paper, no one is sleeping at all, cause last
timeat my O levels, so many students were sleeping after they finished their paper. now they learned their lesson alredy. I think I am screwed for this paper so I can only depend on my paper 2 loh. I don think I want to retake next year if I failed this year's paper.Cause in the first place, the purpose for people to retake is to quickly go to poly. Since ITE only two yearsand I will be doing my second year soon what for retake? It beats the purpose. And besides this is the last years we are doing the old syllable for maths. next yearis the new syllable alredy. though got calculator for paper 1, this shows that paper will be hard...paper
2...don even ask. and Its cost $100 to retake... you think I so much money ah? so after that I went vivo and go walk walk loh.hope I can pass maths

Wah! can blog again at last!

sorry My com monitor spoil. this is from school one la. my com still spoil.
so much things to say, so little time to write down.okay la let's start from oct 23

oct 23
wah cow a! tml is my O levels maths retake exam. Ah so nervous. just like the exams I told you all in the earlier posts, I didn't study for this exam too. but it doesn't matter. I can remember most of the maths. My brain is weird, I mean I can remember most of the maths, the methods of the maths when I didn't even study for almost a year when I can't even remember where I put my glasses. I know the maths...so I think I just refresh my mind la. I hope the maths is easy... stupid maths. lucky this year the maths,paper 1 is one week before the paper 2...so fucking good.then our year leh...paper 1 nxt year then paper 2...tmd. I really wish this year's maths is easy...so wish me luck.(probably too late)

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talking blogger plant,scold fuck you to your plants

If you got the "my paper" today, you would probably have seen this article(article on top). I don know whether this true of false. But there is a first plant Bogger in the world! yup your eyes did not fool you at all. A plant is actually blogging! okay in the first place if you see this post and you want to see this plant's blog, don't ask me for the link. I have no freaking idea what his or her blog's address is. and plant's name is "Midori-San" And I had no fucking idea what kinda type of plant this midori is (she has leaves shaped like a heart), ( if the plant is watching this post...sorry). actually the plant isn't blogging at all, it just has a sensor attached to it and the computer translates the (oh its a sweet heart plant...neva heard of that type of plant before) electrical signals and translates it to the post. Wow I know that animals have souls and all those thingys...but I didn't know plants have it too. So I asked my friends bout this article and they all said its fake. who knows maybe someone wants to blog but isn't brave enough to do it. So he posted as a plant and blogged. So you all think this is real? part of my brain is thinking "nay this is absolutely fake" and the other part of my brain is thinking "technology is fucking insane nowadays." I mean how to make a plant talk?this is ridiculously unbeliveable. people invent new stuff everyday...this is quite plausible...but its fuckingly weird I tell ya.
If you have a plant and you want it to grow better. you can actually give it music and it will grow much better.and its proven. I saw this show in the discovery channel where people are finding out whether music makes plants grow better. and its astounding. you can give your plant any verbal language, classical, pop...even vulgar language. So you can just scold "fuck you" to the plant and it will grow magnificently, that's only for the plant...if its me I will smack the person's head.So what you can do is you can record your words and play it like a broken record so it will be like "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyou fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and the plant will be like "yessh yessh more fucking, I want to be called a fuck!" yep you heard from me. Scold "fuck you" to your plants, they will grow up shitly quick.

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damn it should have putten in "all rights reserved"

you know the quiz I wrote. yeah the one to satisfy my brain. turns outs people are "stealing" my ideas. idiot la. so stupid ccopy mine. who else? my cousins la write stupid questions. should have write "all rights reserves" lo, so stupid me.idiot la! if you want to answer their quiz, go to the post which I put in all my links and click the second and third blogs and you can answer them stupid la.
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what I did just now(the pussy in me came out and I was busted)

okay I'm a surveyor. surveying people...youths. so this surveying thing is all over...but its not the end. in fact it has gone onto the net. the person in charge sent all the surveyors(including me) a softcopy of the survey so we can give it to our friends to do it so just now I sent an sms to my old friends to get their e-mails...so I got some and the computer won't fucking start at all! "oh not again!" I screamed. happened quite a lot of time alredy. so I was like screaming like a pussy just shouting like a pontianak! really leh...I remenbered hearing myself just now." and I was shouting into the air."stupid bitch computer won't fucking start! start now you son of a bitch...fucking start now!" I think that was how I reacted. imagine a pontianak screaming in front of an unconcious computer!(I feel like the angry german kid) so I was ranting amd raving like a screechy little bitch when I saw an ominous shadow lurking in the darkness(it was raining that time and I did not turn on the lights) and I took a closer look and I was thinking "oh...shit busted." My mum stared at me as though I came from another planet and she said "what's wrong with you?" and I just smiled at her stupidly. SO I explained the reason I screamed like a pussy.lol to myself.them eventually the computer started(thank god!) and I sent the surveys to my friends yay I guess

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freaky vid I saw last friday, terrorists are fucked up

From the same website that brought me "chocolate eaters", "motherfuckers" and "c...ed" comes another vid which I think its stupid yet freaky at the same time.
this vid isn't like the first three vids I once blogged bout.Its quite sad and chaotic. So let's just call this vid "stupidity leads to chaos"or "sltc" for short. Unlike the other vids, I decided to explain what "sltc" is cause I think its quite difficult to explain it indirectly. So I think in the first place, it gives you a question "if you see a discarded bag in a third world country, what will you do." sort of like that. then I forgot what the other questions are. then the vid shows. and the vid starts, showing a bag in the middle of the streets in I think in one of the countries in the middle east. there's this guy.I don know whether he's a bomb squader or just a tourist or a passer-by...I think he's a passer-by cause he wearing civilian clothes looking into the bag and when I saw that, I knew that something really really bad is bout to happen. And whats worse, onlookers just "flock" round him and I was exclaiming "what the hell are all of you people fucking doing!" in my mind. Then suddenly...everything just came flying in the air, debris,dirt,dust...everything and people were screaming and shouting and grieving and the guy who checked the bag...what da you think? this really uses the phrase "curiousity kills the cat". I mean what are those people thinking. why do they have to crowd round the person to see what inside the bag? you think there's gold inside the bag? and in the first place why must the person check the bag? the world is so chaotic now,anything may be a bomb. who knows maybe the person next to you is a bomb. and before you know it..."boom bang bomb " its goes off and you realise. that your friend is actually a robot build to explode in front of your face and before you know it, you might be in heaven. (okay sorry I swayed too far from the topic).I feel sorry for the guy, if the person is a bomb squader...at least its his job and he died with a purpose while checking a bag during a search in the city...but what if he's a tourist or an innocent passer-by? you travel to this country just so to get blown up by a bomb? that is just so sad. imagine the loves ones of the deceased...I fill so pissed off for terrorists.why do they have to ruin peoples lives everyday? sickens me so its like they have nothing better to do everyday and they have to bomb someone up. this is stupid shit I tell you.

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Happy belated birthday to me, events in my school and things from the radio

happy birthday to me,happy birthday to me,happy belated birthday to meeee...happy birthday to me! No lah just my lunar birthday two days ago which is on a tuesday. heck I didn't even know my "lunar birthday" is that day...till my mum told me.
okay before I start, I would like to leave this part to the girl I accidentally bumped into on the bus yesterday. you see you were talking to your friend that time so I thought I just walk on to the top deck quickly...who knew you would walk next to me and I was trying my best not to bump into you...but I did. If you are the girl on bus "14" who said something probably like"hai yo! gentleman leh!"...YEAH IT'S YOU! the person who said I wasn't "gentlemanly" enough. Fine I will be the gentleman and say "sorry" from the bottom of my heart. Okey . And besides I like people like you. you say what you mean, whether its right or wrong...not hinting anything hor.
So I got my timetable for this semester and I could say "yippee!"I hate tuesdays, from fucking 8 o clock to fucking 5 thirty! its so fuckingly, ridiculously long. TMD leh. And I have to do stupid maths all over again. Fridays are the best cause I don have to fucking go to the school that day! A whole free day for day "whoopee!" So its means I don have to go to school every friday this whole semester.REJOICED. This whole week is exceptionally crazy when it comes to my friends. My friend. I don know why maybe he went to train during the holidays to become a comedian...
is so funny when he cracks up jokes these few days. So in the first place, I have another friend, she loves pink. So let's just call her "pink gal". And there's another teacher, male whom the students in my class always calls him the "pink panther" cause he always wear a pink shirt whenever he steps into my class. And suddenly for no apparent reason he starts joking that "pink gal" is her father or something like that and he jokes around "pink panther" and "pink gal" and the rest of us was like laughing our shit out. he is just so ridiculous this week. I would like to tell you all the faggot jokes he made but I don think it will be funny if I wrote it down on the post.

have you listened to the radio channel "972" before. they always have the programme "972 morning call" every morning. And whenever I go to school on by daddy's car I will listen to this programme. So basically this programme is hosted by "marcus chin"chen jian bin and his "sidekick"chen bi yu. I think she is called "lulu tan" or something like that. so what they do is they prank people who had their birthdays on that morning or just belated birthdays. or people who are getting married, they just prank them. then they wish them a happy birthday or a sucessful wedding. chen jian bin always do the dirty work. So I want to write bout a call they made which is I think its the funniest or the most peculiar call made. So there was this lady,who she had a birthday today so chen jian bin was doing his usual pranking. and he told the lady that she won a trip to "hainan dao" and she was like "yeah so? I have went to hainan dao so many times alredy, why would I freaking need to go to hainan dao anyway." yes she is that uninterested she's like "um...ah...ah ha". then after pranking, chen jian bin told her that its her birthday and I thought she will react but no and he told her there's no trip and after talking to her after a long time. She kept talking and pestering him bout the trip to hainan dao. And my parents were like laughing out loud, she thought the trip was real till the end even when chen jian bin already said there's no trip! hahaha lol
So this was what happened to me during this three days I wasn't around blogging

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school reopens! pt2(damn it! I FUCKING HATE MATHS!)

So I went to school round 1 in the afternoon and the timetables all changed. So we had lessons till 5 but the next is gonna be a pain in the ass. whoa lao a, from 8am till 5.30pm so fucking retarded! and also got frigging maths leh! you all have heard of E maths, A maths, but have you heard of C maths before? I mean you can't escape from maths evaaaaaaaaa!!! Its maths here and maths there. Maths make me maaaadd! Come to think of it why is maths sooooo important in singapore? Imean its even more important than english! If you score at least a D7 in english, you still can enter into quite some courses. but if you fail maths, even for a D7, you go nowhere...that's how I ended up in ITE...stupid maths. All right back to the topic. Tml sooo long. just now the teach was so fast when teaching her lessons. I also checked my test results and I got a 2.5 out of 4 points GPA...a pretty good alredy haw. considering that I only really studied at the eve of the exam.like I told everyone, I slack a lot this year...Hiya...seeing Tml's timetable, I guess gonna be a bad semester I can swear in my heart.

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school reopens!

So sian,school reopens today after a month of holidays! Cannot sleep late ...that's what I thought. So today I woke up at 7 and I thought school starts at 8. So when I got there, I don see any of my classmates anywhere so I called my friend and she said "oh class is at 1 today" and at first I was like "oh" then later I was like "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I'm the only idiot in my class that went to school at frigging 8 in the morning. So it was round 8.10 and I was like "what the heck" so I went home. well what do you expect? I have to wait 5 fucking hours before class really starts and besides I need to shit and I would rather go home and crap(I rarely pooped at my school's toilet anyway)...so I went home and I also have to check my exam results. So I went home, I wanted to check but I had no idea why I can't check my results at all so gotta ask my friends how to do it. And when I checked my account on my school's website, I couldn't even find the timetable on the specific classes...So that's why I came at fucking 8 in the morning.



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(the date is all fucked up, ignore the date. who goes to school on a fucking sunday anyway?)

something to tell you

Okay so I'm a comments freak. I love hearing peoples comments to anything good or bad ( it better be good) so when I started this blog. and I did so much posts alredy and I was like "whaaaaaaaaaat" why doesn't anyone commented on me? I mean I know that a handful of people are watching my posts and how can they not comment. I mean I already stated-please comment- alredy...so just to let you know I entered some tabs and discovered that my comment box (or whatever you call that) only meant for registered users and not anyone. So to let you all know, I clicked it to "anonymous"so I think that anyone can comment. just to let you know too, I'm not those crazy bastards that forces people to comment so don get me wrong for this post.this post sis written to let you know that you can now freely comment on my blog ; )

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A stupid quiz I made up, my brain is weird sometimes

I had no idea why my brain would do such a thing. So this is a quiz from me bout the things and embrassing things that happened in my life in a form of a quiz . don worry I won reveal any of my personal information to anyone.I am probably the only idiot in the blogger world to do this. So without further ado. let me write down the questions!(questions 4 and 5 are fucking embarrasing for me hope this comes out well)

Qn1)WHAT IS MY DREAM JOB?
A)WRITER
B)NAVY OFFICER
C)TEACHER
D)GIGGOLO

Qn2)IF I WANT TO OWN A PET, WHAT WOULD I WANT?
A)HAMSTER
B)ORANGE TABBY CATS
C)GOLDEN RETRIVER
D)PYTHON

Qn3)WHAT IS MY CCA IN MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL?
A)NPCC
B)CHOIR
C)DRAMA CLUB
D)KARATE

Qn4)TRUE OR FALSE? I ONCE THOUGH "DUREX" WAS A SWEET

Qn5)TRUE OR FALSE? I WATCHED MY FIRST PORN VIDEO WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SIX(GRASP)that's six grade for people who are puzzled as in what's primary six

OK you may just answer that quiz in your mind or you could write the answers down as a comment to this post. This is just to satisfy my brain .(answers are in the post below" the answers!! ",or the link "answers")

The Answers!!

The answers to my quizzz!

1)A ,writer(If you choose the answer "d"...fuck you!)

2)C ,golden retriver(haha for those people who knows me and probably thought I said "B" XP)

3)B ,choir(gotta be the next singing sensation!!!...not)HELL WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE KARATE IN MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL!

4)Ayup,its TRUE...I was a huge fan of strawberry flavoured sweets when I was young

5)(Shockingly)TRUE, yes I know. I had no fucking idea what they are doing at that time,too young and inoccent. lotas squeezing and ejecting though...whipped cream lah! wat you thinking dirty minded people.

yesterday my father's birthday (pt 2)

Okay lets talk bout something shocking yesterday during my father's birthday. Okay so we are at the third floor of vivo taking the lift down and there was this guy with a baby in a stroller. my mum, which has a thing with babies, started talking baby to him or her( she always does that whenever she sees a baby).As I was feeling embrassed for my mother, the lift reached the first floor and a group of women entered the lift. one of the woman was also attracted to the baby except she did it more extreme then my mum.she squatted in front of the baby and she began stroke the baby, playing with the baby, talking baby language to him or her so we assumed that woman and the man are couples, married with this child...when the lift reached B1 and everyone went out and the man walk left while the woman walked right! they just splited up when they reached the junction. So they are complete strangers! holy shit! that woman just stroke someone's baby...even my mum wouldn't do something like that. My parents and I were just completly stunned from that incident we were puzzled and I was like "what the fuck?"...So anyways we went for dinner
Kay for dinner we had steamboat!we went to anchorpoint with my brother to have the steamboat. well I coud say something. anchorpoint has tons of delicious food. So we have steamboat and it was $26 and the ingredients was just so much. They have everything sotong, prawns, meat, fried chicken, tons of veggies you name it. Except for one thing. there's no fishballs at all in the whole entire fucking plate of items...I was like "WHAT!" You can't have fucking steamboat without fucking fishballs!you can't go wrong with fishballs. what's a steamboat without fishballs. you can't have this shit without fishballs I mean they are the basic ingredients in a steamboat and the whole platter doesn't have a fucking fishball in it...its so retarded...sorry I just love fishballs. just venting off my frustrations for those fuckingggg fishballs. They seperate the soup between herbal and spicy sauce. I don like spicy sauce cause I ate it before and its hot and oily and sort of nauseating. So I took the herbal soup and it was bitter. I also scooped up a piece of something which I had no fucking idea what that is( I thought it was fish ) so I took a bite and it was horrendously bitter! cousins that know me knows that when I eat extemely bitter stuff, I squirm and swivel like a pussy and I was squirming and swiveling like a pussy that nite and soon I realised that it was a chinese herb...lousy ingredients, like I said, NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH FREAKING FISHBALLS!
lets see...my brother's colleague and boss went to the same kopitiam to eat and he was like waving like a faggot to them and it took quite a long time for them to notice him cause they were facing the "pizza pazza" store. So my brother was like waving to them in circles trying to catch their attention for like the whole two minutes... Until they saw him(its bout time). mum was looking embarrasseed but he didn't care. SO brother joined them for a while and they talked while we ate...stupid.So anyways we left just when his colleagues left. So we went home lah what you expect? by the way his boss quite chio. XD

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yesterday my father's birthday(part 1)

So my father's birthday was yesterday so that's why I didn't write a post. . My parents and I went out the whole day, shopping and eating and shopping and eating. Okay so lets start in the afternoon where we had lunch. Since we want to eat something special on his birthday. we decided to eat pizza...so we went anchorpoint to eat pizza. the stall is called "pizza pazza" and the name of that store suggestes it all. they sell wonderful pizzas. especially the chicken pizza. And furthermore it sells in the kopitiam and when I fist heard of it I was like. "whut. people sell pizzas in the kopitiam? wow" and at food court price of $13 to $15.I think its worth it. So you heard from me..."pizza pazza"...anchorpoint and vivocity too (also in the food court)they sell delicious italian food too.FYI
So after eating the pizza we shop at anchorpoint abd mum brought this hand bag but it doesn't look like a handbag. I brought a wallet as the wallet I brought a few months ago was in bad shape, father did not buy anything. later we went vivo. to do some TV hunting. my parents have been hunting down a TV for like the past few weeks and was unsucessful and they decided to try it in vivo. So while they hunt for their TV. I "hunted" for some games.I played some PSP games and some DS games. And I want to download the DS game called "dragblade" or something like that. looks fun to play...but the website I frequently downloaded games suddenly became forbidden...lousy website! after a very long time. yeessh! the TV hunting was successful. Its kinda funny though. at first my parents budget for buying the TV was $800...then suddenly it rose to $1100...then $1600 and finally...$2000 over dollars. but it is gonna be over 40 inches...At least its big.we can get the TV next month. so yay I think.
After that we went to buy clothes. So we enter the shop and boy the items there are fuckingly expensive. I saw this shirt, which is totally black,everywhere. No designs at all, not even a logo and it sells for $36. I was like "what the fuck! I could have just dump a plain T-shirt into a bucket of black paint and sell that shirt for $36!" I mean the prices are just so ridiculousy ridiculous. I also saw this shirt. rainbow coloured and it sells for $56... Oh come on, you spend $56 looking like a rainbow? but in the end I brought something from the store(yes I know) but mum's paying it and the shirt was comfy though. mum wanted to buy a skirt but dad just said no. dang it feels as though this was my birthday

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sometimes utube is weird and a pregnant man

So I browsed utube yesterday and since I'm a member of utube,they give me recommended vids. there are two vids and the first one is breastfeeding...Now why do I fucking need to watch a baby suckling to a woman's c-cupped breast sucking up breast milk?firstly I'm a guy and I don have breast so I don need to learn how to breast feed and secondly, I am definately not gonna give birth to babies...that's until I saw the second vid recommended to me.

Dude wicked, someone male in the world is actually pregnant!!!cool. So this guy,probably an ABC(american born chinese) is 4 months old with a baby in his belly! this video is an extract from a documentery. and that guy probably gave birth alredy. Finally a guy who gave birth. I mean how many males in the world wants to give birth...let alone thinking bout giving birth. So this guy Mr lee ming wei wanted to literally experience the pains and joys of having a baby. So he did an operation. Wow people would go to extremes to satisfy their desires. And I am also wondering bout something. does it hurt.I mean women have the right "tools "to give birth, not men. And I read the comments on the website. http://www.malepregnancy.com/, and the comments are very,very different. there are hate comments like that person is going to hell. he has done an evil deed. and on the other hand, there are comments that supports his pregnancy. So I was wondering whats your view on male pregnancy. I'm not against or into this practice but the haters have a point that pretty much makes sense. in the first place, this is an experiment for males to have babies. And when the child is born. he or she is sort of "special" but the child is just a test result. Won't it be so sad. if the child discovers that he or she is just a experiment for science. the child will get bullied or teased or get isolated won't it be sad. that poor child. but nevertheless.its kinda interesting to get males pregnant. I also feel that everyone should experience the joys of motherhood. well I may not want to get pregnant though. And I can predict that in the future, there will be more males waning to get pregnant...the thought of that fucking freaks me out.

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I hate the singapore contests!

H've you seen the superband grand finals yesterday? well I watched it with my mum cause she force me to. If she did not force me to...I would not watch it. And the winner is the rabbits, "tu zi". yay,rabbits rock! but seriously I think these talent shows in singapore just don cut it. cause in the first place. the people vote for the contestants. and the vote costs 60 cents per call...60 fucking cents! its so expensive! my mother said that the produces areusing the contestants to earn money and I totally agreed with her. whats worse, the more people in the group, the more friends they have and the more they can vote for their team. this is so unfair to people who have fewer people in their group. and its so unfair for people who have so much talent but get ousted quickly in the show because there's nobody voting for them. for example the singapore idol, mathilda D Silva I think. She has so much talent and before you knew it, she got voted out before you can say "oh my fucking god she GOT FUCKING VOTED OUT!" And another example is the person called "Victor Tang" in "live the dream". I never watched the whole series but "ken lim" said he is probably the worst contestant to make it to the finals, that's what I read.So how can a person like that ever enter into the finals?because of votes. And besides I don think that people excluding the fan club people would vote. Vote for what, you are just gonna waste your 60 cents in the end. I neva voted before in my entire life (except for once) and they contestant didn't even enter into the next round. Stupid lousy pish-posh! wasted my 60 cents for nothing. and I think the contestants will take this situation for granted. why pratice so much when all your friends are voting for you and you can guarantee a spot in the next round?I don think they pratice enough though.
and what I hate bout singapore contest is the audience.If you are coming to support your fellow friends, at least have the decency to scream as loud as you can, it will give your friends the confidence and they will perform twice as much better. When I was watching TV yesterday when the teams were just screaming their lungs out and almost close to no sound appeared from the audience. Oh come on they have to sing four songs, you only need to vote...at least scream as loud as you can. then the performers will be singing louder and louder to compete with the audience. this is how superbands should be I think.
And to close up this post, I shall tell you how I can improve the competition if I am the producer. If I am the producer of any competition show. I would care about the contestants future and not care bout money.I will only let the judges vote till the end cause they know which teams are better and every team will be trying their best. Until the final three or four teams have been chosen, where all the teams are the best of the best, then I will allow voting. the voting will be 10 to 20 cents. so more votes can be taken in. And since all the teams are the best of the best. their performance will surely rock the whole stage. and the competition will be so intense.and besides everyone can save up money to vote.

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this world is fucking sick!!!!!!

If you have seen this blog "two vids that are pretty much fucked up". And thought that how low can the people go...they can.
SO let me tell you something bout the vid I have seen a few days ago, let's just call that video "C...ed". I know this vid through utube cause people are doind the reaction videos to it and they screamed a hell lot. So I though, "what the heck" and I saw it and let me tell you this...THAT IS THE MOST SICKEST SHIT I HAVE EVERRRRRR SEEN,AND WILL BE THE ONLY SICKEST SHIT I WILL EVA SEE! I can't even describe what I saw. Words can't even express this kind of faggoted activity. At first I though the person in that vid was just doing some circumcision...(if you know what that word is, you probably got the whole concept) until I saw the most gorest parts i have ever seen in my 17 and a half years of my life! He did something to "it" and when he did it, I just threw myself out of my room. I was watching the rest of the vid while hanging on to the doorframe, gagging like shit and I was like "oh no, please don't. oh my fucking god are you really shitting me!?".C...ed is the shit. it is so fucking disgusting that when I saw it the second time,(I have no idea why). I still react the same way I did the first time. the way he tied the object, the way he chops the object off, the way he squeezes that motherfucker out. Worse I even heard that this activity was a sport as though it was an olympics!and those people would get a gold silver bronze out of it...Oh fuck those people. those people will be burning in hell. I would rather see girls doing this and that into a cup then to see that ever again. If you know what I'm saying but you haven't saw it yet, I really urged you to NOT see that vid...even if you are a girl. Guys, don even think of seeing it

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People nowadays are just pussies and fuckers...and psychotic

write-outs to the other blogs I know

Okay so I don know why I can't link to other peoples blog so I will just write-out the other blogs I know

http://www.woshisim.blogspot.com/
http://www.woshijiaxin.blogspot.com/
http://www.loveszhenyi.blogspot.com/
http://www.serenesweet.blogspot.com/

hey wa da ya know? it turned into links. so enjoy looking into their blogs(click the first one! click the first one! he read my blog bout the cat story and I was psyched!)Also to be updated :)

Probably the most shortest blog I will ever write

So someone suggested I wrote a shorter blog cause the blogs I wrote are so FUCKING LONG. like its gonna kill me if I wrote a very long blog. so I don know this will probably the only blog that will be short(this pragraph is not counted in the blog!)real blog below.

haha...hehe..fuck off...good bye!

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