If you got the "my paper" today, you would probably have seen this article(article on top). I don know whether this true of false. But there is a first plant Bogger in the world! yup your eyes did not fool you at all. A plant is actually blogging! okay in the first place if you see this post and you want to see this plant's blog, don't ask me for the link. I have no freaking idea what his or her blog's address is. and plant's name is "Midori-San" And I had no fucking idea what kinda type of plant this midori is (she has leaves shaped like a heart), ( if the plant is watching this post...sorry). actually the plant isn't blogging at all, it just has a sensor attached to it and the computer translates the (oh its a sweet heart plant...neva heard of that type of plant before) electrical signals and translates it to the post. Wow I know that animals have souls and all those thingys...but I didn't know plants have it too. So I asked my friends bout this article and they all said its fake. who knows maybe someone wants to blog but isn't brave enough to do it. So he posted as a plant and blogged. So you all think this is real? part of my brain is thinking "nay this is absolutely fake" and the other part of my brain is thinking "technology is fucking insane nowadays." I mean how to make a plant talk?this is ridiculously unbeliveable. people invent new stuff everyday...this is quite plausible...but its fuckingly weird I tell ya.
If you have a plant and you want it to grow better. you can actually give it music and it will grow much better.and its proven. I saw this show in the discovery channel where people are finding out whether music makes plants grow better. and its astounding. you can give your plant any verbal language, classical, pop...even vulgar language. So you can just scold "fuck you" to the plant and it will grow magnificently, that's only for the plant...if its me I will smack the person's head.So what you can do is you can record your words and play it like a broken record so it will be like "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyou fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and the plant will be like "yessh yessh more fucking, I want to be called a fuck!" yep you heard from me. Scold "fuck you" to your plants, they will grow up shitly quick.
If you have a plant and you want it to grow better. you can actually give it music and it will grow much better.and its proven. I saw this show in the discovery channel where people are finding out whether music makes plants grow better. and its astounding. you can give your plant any verbal language, classical, pop...even vulgar language. So you can just scold "fuck you" to the plant and it will grow magnificently, that's only for the plant...if its me I will smack the person's head.So what you can do is you can record your words and play it like a broken record so it will be like "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyou fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and the plant will be like "yessh yessh more fucking, I want to be called a fuck!" yep you heard from me. Scold "fuck you" to your plants, they will grow up shitly quick.
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